you’re only as hot as your last hit baby
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Jun 16
Sources: Texas Tech transfer quarterback Brendan Sorsby plans to enter the NFL Supplemental Draft. Amid the legal wrangling over his NCAA eligibility after admitting he bet on sports, he intends to head to the NFL.
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Jun 14
I’m a now deleted post by Daniel Cormier, Eric Trump DM’d him and asked him “are any of the fights tomorrow rigged?” 👀
#UFCWhiteHouse
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Jun 14
dudes going crazy n kissin, i love my home town
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Jun 11
GOD HATES DONALD TRUMP AND THUS THE KNICKS CURSE BEGAN BUT THE DEVIL DID NOT EXPECT GODS MOST BELOVED CREATION TAYLOR SWIFT TO REBUKE AND CLEANSE ALL EVIL THAT WAS MANIFESTED IN THAT STADIUM! NEW YORK CITY OWES TAYLOR SWIFT SO MUCH
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Same
22 Aug 2017
i woke up at 5am this morning thinking bout taylor swift.
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Jun 2
Somebody asked me today why I was wearing a pride bracelet if I’m straight and I pointed out their Red Sox cap doesn’t make them a member of the team
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Season 3 was rough
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May 27
shut up you ugly fuck
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May 24
OH MY GOD
May 20
just remembered that travis kelce is a cavs fan and now i can’t stop thinking about the concept of taylor swift being subjected to playoff james harden
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May 22
Friendly reminder that on November 23rd, 2024, Jaxson Dart threw an interception vs Florida to seal the game, cried about it on the sideline, had the play overturned, then came back on the field with tears in his eyes to throw another one and cried some more
Jaxson Dart: I'm grateful, I'm honored, I'm pleasured to introduce the 45th and 47th president of the United States of America, President Donald J. Trump.
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We lost ☹️
Spotify confirms the original Spotify icon will return next week after the temporary disco ball change:
“We know glitter is not for everyone.”
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16 Jul 2023
This Taylor swift shit so cool
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