Hi, I’m Mittens. Please go easy on me. I’m doing my best out here.
Joined April 2016
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8 Jun 2017
I'm starting to realize that I have some of the greatest twitter followers a Cat could ask for
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I still am struggling to wrap my head around the fact this is actually happening…
Don’t care what your political views are, EVERYONE should be absolutely embarrassed & ashamed that this is happening at the Lincoln Memorial & White House. What a joke.
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This explains the massive weight gain
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Mittens I’ll nail that communist ass all day and twice on Sunday
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You are single-handedly trying to ruin a generation of men
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Mittens: Mom, can I get some Congrussi
Mittens Mom: We have Congrussi at home
*the congrussi at home*:
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That’s the BPD kicking in
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Bout to seize the means of reproduction
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I would have been trying to get her number so I could smash that Congrussi
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Fat Tits Houlihan. Wasn't that from MASH?
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Jun 12
I like my girls a little chubby like this
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Jun 12
Wait til I get out of work mittens damn
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Jun 11
God I hope she east the beans 3 times a day !!!!
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