Married to my husband David. I like to use humor to make awkward situations slightly more awkward. #hashtaggames Personal account, my thoughts only. Go Heels!

Joined November 2011
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A dream come true #MarriageIn4Words
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Super Bowl Sunday: I'm so old that when I heard Bad Bunny is doing the #SuperBowl Halftime Show, all I could think was I hope that stinker does What's Opera, Doc?.
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Art in its highest form. #GDTBATH Go Tar Heels!
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Regarding that National Anthem: #AFCChampionship @NFL on CBS 🏈
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Police have just announced they have apprehended the suspects alleged to be responsible for this weekend's massive snow and ice storm. The department released a statement saying this had to be done because "they're too much." #WinterStorm
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Well at least we won't have to spend years guessing who the Epstein Files' Deep Throat is.
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Live look at ABC/ESPN's montage of UConn's Geno Auriemma:

ALT Matt Damon Aging GIF

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Me: I would never base my emotional state on whether a sports team wins or loses... <Duke chokes and loses> Me:
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#NCAATournament #finalfour2025 Duke (Dook) Flagg Choke
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The Chesapeake Oyster Catchers image is nice but I felt it was missing a little something so I added a pink dildo and now I like it better.
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If Robert Morris were to pull off the upset of Alabama I bet they will never have to play in Morris Robert uniforms again.
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Live look at the Robert Morris Colonels taking on Alabama:
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North Carolina walking into the next round like
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People: North Carolina does not belong in the NCAA Tournament. North Carolina: ***Bonus info: San Diego State beat #1 seed Houston 73-70 in OT this season.
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“Lanie Grant is a DAWG.” Alyssa Ustby gives Lanie Grant her flowers 💐 @uncwbb
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Daylight Savings Time starts next Sunday and I bet all you people who gave me a hard time for not setting my clocks back last fall are gonna feel really stupid on that day.
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