Jimmy Kimmel on Iran:
We killed the Ayatollah, replaced him with a younger, more radical Ayatollah.
We did nothing for the protesters in Iran. We removed the sanctions that were on Iran before the war started.
We got a ceasefire that we already had before this. We opened the strait, which was already open before this.
We used up who knows how many billions of dollars on bombs and missiles. Many American and civilian lives were lost.
We gave Iran full control of the Strait of Hormuz and we threw in a minimum of 300 billion dollars, because why not?
Right now, Melania is wondering, how do I get a deal like that?
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