Documenter of Stargate (1997-2007) being a Documentary. Parody account of a real not fake person. Married to @CptCarterSG1
Joined August 2014
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29 Oct 2024
To all my new followers, a brief recap on what you can expect from my posts.
1. Stargate SG1 is the best
2. Stargate SG1 is a DOCUMENTARY
3. The P90 is God's gift to humanity
4. All gun restrictions are Goa'uld nonsense
5. An occasionally smart post (likely from Carter)
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Hey @CptCarterSG1....about that $20,000 auction house expenditure on the credit card...I swear it's worth it
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Still no word from @AmazonMGMStudio on Stargate coming back so we'll just need to remind them we aren't going anywhere.
It's been nearly 20 years since SG1 went off the air....we have patience...
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Jun 12
Some advice if you run into "these guys"
1. Don't shake hands
2. Don't attend a feast if invited
3. Don't go down creepy hallways
4. Don't listen to any of them named "Michael"
5. Bring a P90
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Jun 12
6. Todd is okay...but still be careful
7. AVOID THE FEMALES AT ALL COSTS
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Jun 11
Window of Opportunity
100% chance of romance
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Jun 10
There's still time to #SaveStargate @PrimeVideo before you permanently anger Stargate fans
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Jun 10
90s? Let's go back to 1969 instead and make sure Stargate gets restarted in 2026.
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Jun 10
Fixed it Prime
Jun 10
True love will be tested. Your Fault: London arrives to Prime Video in one week.
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Jun 10
Now this feels malicious, like Amazon is taunting the Stargate Fandom in some perverted ritual.
If you could spend summer in any TV show universe, where would you go?
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Jun 9
Hey @PrimeVideo, help me understand how a 17 season, 2 decade long running show isn't BROADLY appealable compared to your other......"hits"
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Jun 9
If you pitched @PrimeVideo today a show about a middle aged, overweight TV host starting his own farm I bet you they'd say "IT ISN'T BROADLY APPEALABLE"
Yet, they are on Season 5 of that very show...Clarkson's Farm, and it's HUGELY popular.
BRING BACK STARGATE
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Jun 8
Good morning and this is what @PrimeVideo is prioritizing over a Stargate series.
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Jun 7
Unless I missed it...we have another day of no future Stargate
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Jun 7
Fixed the meme for you Amazon
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Jun 6
Have you written to @AmazonMGMStudio? If not, do so, that's an order from Hammond of Texas
If you want to write to Amazon MGM Studios directly (ATTN: Peter Friedlander), please be respectful and specific. Give them every reason to think the decision was strategically wrong - not that Stargate fans are toxic and shouldn't be listened to.
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Jun 6
It's Day 4 of post canceled Stargate
And Stargate fans are more united than ever
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Jun 6
It's almost Day 4 and....Amazon is still silent on Stargate.
Maybe they are reconsidering, maybe Maybourne is hacking AWS, who knows, but there's a glimmer of hope.
KEEP UP THE PRESSURE
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