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ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ♥️👑@JackDMurphy
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The best thing I’ve learned this week is that when squirrels fall/jump - they land like superheroes
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in what fucking world did Sam Star win that lip sync
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Office Romance on @letterboxd: boxd.it/Qkma

Office Romance (2026)

Jackie, President and CEO of Air Cruz, runs a tight ship in her business, including a rigid anti-fraternization policy for all her employees. When a new sexy lawyer begins working for her, that…

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My ★★½ review of Hokum on @letterboxd: boxd.it/eCE2Nt

Review of ‘Hokum’ (2026) ★★½

What a weird little film! Not what I expected at all. I love an ooky spooky creepy witchy vibe, which this has in spades, but it didn’t grip me as much as I wanted it to. I wasn’t watching it because…

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how am I supposed to get through an episode of Rivals without nutting absolute rivers over Aidan Turner?

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My ★★★ review of Project Hail Mary on @letterboxd: boxd.it/eAQgUp

Review of ‘Project Hail Mary’ (2026) ★★★

Girl… whatever.  Objectively a good film, a good piece of filmmaking, a lot to like about it, I just didn’t love it. Perhaps it was too hyped up for me and my expectations were too high.  Sandra…

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My ★★★½ review of Mortal Kombat II on @letterboxd: boxd.it/eyRPaF

Review of ‘Mortal Kombat II’ (2026) ★★★½

Fight scenes and fight choreography will never not blow my mind. The find between Liu Kang and Kung Lao was especially sublime. The adrenaline! Adeline Rudolph as Kitana is incredible! I need her…

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me ripping open the bag to my chinese food instead of untying the knot
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New look at Tom Holland in ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ has been released. (Source: empireonline.com/movies/news…)
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What the fuck kinda dirt does silky nutmeg ganache have on Ru??? It’s gotta be something baaaadd #dragrace
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even in a film with satanic cults, terrorists, and power-hungry billionaires, the real villain all along will always be, straight men. My ★★★ review of Ready or Not 2: Here I Come on @letterboxd: boxd.it/eyLGGl

Review of ‘Ready or Not 2: Here I Come’ (2026) ★★★

A great plot tbf, I was apprehensive about how they would make a sequel without coming up with some stupid elaborate “some how… they came back” kinda story and they actually did a great job and they…

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Arrietty looks amazing on AS11 this week! #dragrace
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This is a long one! I have thoughts 🤣 My review of The Devil Wears Prada 2 on @letterboxd: boxd.it/Oags

The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026)

Andy Sachs returns to Runway as Miranda Priestly navigates a new media landscape and Runway's position within. The duo reconnect with former assistant Emily Charlton, now the head of a luxury brand…

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My ★★★ review of Postcards from the Edge on @letterboxd: boxd.it/evt4iH

Review of ‘Postcards from the Edge’ (1990) ★★★

Oddly paced with an inconsistent tone but overall a camp glitzy Hollywood romp with some cutting dialogue and A* hair & make up throughout. “I don’t want life to imitate art, I want life to be art.”…

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My ★★ review of Shelby Oaks on @letterboxd: boxd.it/esMkXn

Review of ‘Shelby Oaks’ (2024) ★★

This started soooo strongly then completely went off the rails. The acting is giving soap opera down no shade.

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My ★★★ review of The Cable Guy on @letterboxd: boxd.it/eq1i15

Review of ‘The Cable Guy’ (1996) ★★★

Jim Carrey is my childhood hero so maybe I’m biased but I honestly don’t think we discuss how much of a generational talent he is. Like actually. A performance like this at 28 is wild. I swear actors…

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Where’s that gif of Paris Hilton saying “Can I get three more of these little blonde bitches?” My ★★★★★ review of Atomic Blonde on @letterboxd: boxd.it/ep2WGP

Review of ‘Atomic Blonde’ (2017) ★★★★★

Where’s that gif of Paris Hilton saying “Can I get three more of these little blonde bitches?”

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My ★★★★ review of Marty, Life Is Short on @letterboxd: boxd.it/eoRhFz

Review of ‘Marty, Life Is Short’ (2026) ★★★★

What an incredible guy. An icon. An inspiration. A one off. Truly. If everyone was even 5%  more like Martin Short, the world would bd a better place.  Still can’t believe Catherine O’Hara is gone,…

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My ★½ review of Striptease on @letterboxd: boxd.it/eoiq8p

Review of ‘Striptease’ (1996) ★½

I’m usually the first person to defend a mad cap film with nonsensical dialogue, insane accents, and camp af costumes but this film was a piping hot cup of nonsense. What tf compelled Demi Moore to…

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me trying to listen to you talk but the sun is in my eyes
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My ★★ review of From Justin to Kelly on @letterboxd: boxd.it/eo9umR

Review of ‘From Justin to Kelly’ (2003) ★★

The scene where Kelly shows up to her date with Justin dressed head to toe in white with a wide brim hat and then getting on a boat to sing a duet with Justin while making zero eye contact will stay…

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It’s basically if My Octopus Teacher was a lifetime movie 🐙
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My ★★★ review of Remarkably Bright Creatures on @letterboxd: boxd.it/emp18F
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