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🚨 Update: This is an objectively good move by City Committee to not let this BS stand and send it to the contest committee. I’m going to do the very dumb thingā„¢ and stick my neck out say this green shoots of a new leaf for Bob Brady and City Committee’s relationship with progressives and leftist challengers. For them, the writing’s on the wall: The same progressive wave that won Chris Rabb his Congressional seat absolutely carried through to Ward elections. The number of open wards continue to grow and if the 5th splits into A&B there can be even more. I think there’s a base understanding that the continued animosity between City Committee and progressives and leftists is unproductive and unsustainable if we’re going to turn out Philly in 2028. On Bob Brady: I’m glad he announced that he’s retiring after this term or sooner. Should it have been before now? Maybe… but dear reader, if think it was going to be anyone even a skosh left of center dem you’re absolutely kidding yourself. Brady recently said in an interview with @Laurenjmayk that he’s going to work with progressives and the evidence so far points to that fact. In the ward leader turnover fights that have transpired, I haven’t heard of any funny business outside of the Cindy Bass debacle, which can’t be attributed to Bob. In fact, I’ve heard city committee asked to provide Cindy for a lawyer to monitor that meeting and she turned it down. Look, I know for a fact that there’s whole lot of progressives and leftists that have considerable beef with Bob Brady and City Committee. I’ve written a whole ass op-Ed for the Inquirer and aired my own shit publicly. So for this *current iteration* of City Committee goes and what it becomes I’m going to trust, but verify. I’m ready for them to wow me with who they select for chairs and how they conduct business moving forward. Lastly, lemmie piss off everyone with this thread- upon reflection I think that TikTok stunt that Larry pulled outside of City Committee was strategically moronic. It actually killed any forward progress to finding a consensus replacement for Brady this term and only exacerbated the potential for a flame war. I think Larry sometimes needs enemies for relevancy and attention & it’s annoying. inquirer.com/politics/philad…
Councilmember Cindy Bass declared herself the winner of a Philly Democratic ward election — and may have violated party rules ebx.sh/uNvQaK
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people from philly do what the fuck they want
Is Philly the only city that’s allowing tailgating for the World Cup 😭 yall really bullied FIFA?!?! Lmao
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Our transit is erratic Our fans are Phanatic On hoagies we are fed Go Birds Dickhead
MY MAYOR ILLITERATE MY HOAGIES LEGITIMATE MY PRINCESS IS DI FLY EAGLES FLY
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I mean, are we playing with Nuclear Weapons cause if so Region 2 is absolutely donezo: Region 1: 2,410 Region 2: 1,000 Region 3: 400
We already ran this scenario during the civil war and area #2 lost, numbnuts
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Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I’ll see you in Valhalla.
Longtime 'Today' show movie critic Gene Shalit dies 'peacefully' at 100 trib.al/BRqpBV9
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Go Birds.
Joe Biden’s lasting legacy. A Delaware man through and through.
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This has to be rage bait.
The Europeans are leaning into the Philadelphia culture ahead of the World Cup!
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Irish Catholic Cultural Victory
Philadelphia fans would tailgate someone’s wake if they could.
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Com’on man, don’t you think you’re being a bit ungrateful? Sheriff Bilal just gave you this mascot and dance video for only $609,250.
I'm very late and the meme is very old, but I'm right
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Who says Philly doesn’t have manners.
Replying to @chefbriere
a guy said go birds to me the other day for holding the door open for him at dunkin
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this is how you know new york isn’t a real sports city bc people in philly will sign off work emails with ā€œgo birdsā€ in the middle of the offseason after a first round exit
is it appropriate to sign off a work email "Knicks in five"
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It genuinely astounds me just how dogshit the cell service on the Amtrak northeast corridor can be. I should be getting 7G LTQ all the way from Philly to Boston: I don’t live in Kansas.
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This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful
USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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conservatives will post normal photos of people in fun outfits and act like they dropped a truth nuke
The Democrat frontrunner.
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Outfit so good I almost liked a hate tweet
The Democrat frontrunner.
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Political dynasties are bad and shouldn’t be embraced by the right or left.
It is very important to me that Jack Schlossberg is so thoroughly humiliated in the NY-12 Democratic primary that he never runs for public office ever again.
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ā€œFascist governments are never as powerful, competent, or efficient as they claim to beā€ has been a theme not just for Andor but a number of other Star Wars projects.
The reason Andor is aging poorly for me is because I realized the Empire is insanely incompetent in the show and it ruins the whole "actually evil serious threat" thing In the prison Cassian was through in there were a total of like 30 guards in the entire complex, which was a vital slave labor source for the most important industrial project the Empire was undertaking The Empire sent more soldiers to antagonize Ferrix during Aunt Petunia's funeral because they are mustache twirling saturday morning villains instead of a serious entity
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MY MAYOR ILLITERATE MY HOAGIES LEGITIMATE MY PRINCESS IS DI FLY EAGLES FLY
MY MAYOR CAN'T SPELL MY SEPTA SMELL REPUBLICANS LIE FLY EAGLES FLY
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A disgrace.
Hegseth removed Chappie James's portrait from the Air Force Art Gallery and left the wall empty. James flew 179 combat missions across two wars. First Black four-star general in US military history. Curry passed that portrait every day for a decade. When it came down, he retired. The wall is still empty.
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Elon Musk held up a chainsaw, fed USAID into the wood chipper, and at least 600,00 people have already died as a result - two-thirds of them children. History's first trillionaire.
Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.
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