i’m free

The beautiful part about this tweet is I drafted it 5 mins after the original whilst still drunk to tweet in the morning. I was entirely self-aware that the first tweet was catastrophic.

does anyone have that video where the dude is in the car and he says “i like everything about you, london” and gives a whole list and when he gets to talking about her thighs, he nearly cries? i want to watch that video again but i can’t find it

Hello you lot! If my & Harry were to IRL stream tonight what could we do that isn’t drinking? Neither of us are capable of thinking of literally anything else and we need ideas

Slightly long tweet here, apologies. I've seen a couple of people asking where their Saturn & Pluto polaroids from my charity stream at the end of last year are. From our end we took and signed all of them and we sent them all off in the post, but we have no way of confirming whether or not any of them arrived since we couldn't get tracking for them. If anyone received theirs (or hasn't), could you reply and let us know? I want to make sure everyone gets one, but without knowing whether it's just one or two that got lost on the way or whether the whole batch just disappeared I'm struggling to work out what to do from here.

I swear Kevin Culkin is in this movie and not Macaulay right? Dude, I’d be so pissed if they did this to me

These pictures make me feel so deeply uncomfortable. I actually do not understand it. Like I know they’re fake but looking at them unnerves me

sick autogenerated thumbnail for tonight's second channel vid. thanks youtube!

Gonna be recording for the second channel tomorrow w/ harry. reply with some of the stupidest 𝕏eets you’ve seen since elon purchased this shithole

whats 2 5? the well educated jack manifold:

We going live in 45mins (or less) what do you wanna see??

Certified peak

Tonight’s stream will sadly be delayed as I have unironically locked myself out of my house. Side note: If any friends have spare couches for me to sleep on tonight that’d be really appreciated! Thanks!

The election on the realm SMP tonight has been postponed. My political opponents have sabotaged me by disabling the internet to my house, meaning I am unable to log on or stream New election date will be announced ASAP. I will not stand down

See you tomorrow for the 1TD x JackManifold collab you’ve been waiting for. Noon PST at Twitch.tv/JackManifoldTV

jack manifold? the garten of banban voice actor

hey, the editors are currently working on a best of Jack Manifold 2024. if you have any clips from this year you really like throw them in the replies in case we missed them