Catholic // Farm Kid // Lawyer // Aggressively Average Crossword Enthusiast // @iastate_cals & @drakelawschool Alum // @IowaFarmBureau Government Relations
Joined June 2011
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Jun 6
“Your bald spot looks REALLY good this morning.”
My wife should write a book on keeping the magic alive in your 30s 😮💨
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May 26
tort law exam ass case
May 26
NEW: Nebraska woman hospitalized after a dog in another vehicle accidentally fired a shotgun at her.
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May 6
I mean, me having this is obviously better than my kids having a 529, right?
Click here to see more: txauction.com/auctions/31272…
#USMarshals
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Apr 13
Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.”
Got hit back with a “and that would be?”
Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.
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Mar 28
And now as a consolation prize I get to watch the Twins inevitably go 45-117 over the next six months
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10 Nov 2025
Taking personal offense at, “he’s like a mini Jimmer Fredette, for you old timers.” @brentblum
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23 Aug 2025
The k state mascot is just my runescape outfit from 2007
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22 Aug 2025
Yes sir @MontgomerDavid 🫡
20 Aug 2025
David Montgomery’s biggest fear was going back to Cincinnati to be like everyone else. He was never the biggest, the fastest, but he’s alright with that. Montgomery knows who he is, I’m fearless. I ain’t scared of nothing”.
He copied then Iowa State Football’s head coach Matt Campbell’s pass code to the indoor facility. He needed the extra work, because going home wasn’t an option. He worked to be an example… for himself, for his son, & for his community!
@thepivot X the @Lions
#ThePivot #DavidMontgomery #DetroitLions #JahmyrGibbs #NFL
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9 Apr 2025
This is the content I’m here for
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16 Feb 2025
*Girl Scouts selling cookies after church*
“Six dollars a box, or I’ve got a deal… Five for thirty bucks.”
Not sure if she was bad at math or a little entrepreneur trying to pull a fast one, but either way, I respect the hustle and am now five boxes of cookies richer.
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13 Feb 2025
I need one of those shitty fisheye lens cameras that they use to livestream baby zoo animals mounted on a foul pole at the Twins facility in Ft. Meyers so I can wistfully watch pitchers and catchers report today
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27 Jan 2025
My 5 m/o at 2:00, 3:30, 4:00, and 5:00 am: *wide awake, ready to party*
My 5 m/o at 7:00 when it’s actually time to get up:
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22 Jan 2025
Some people never put in hundreds of hours playing Backyard Baseball on the family computer growing up and it shows.
21 Jan 2025
Ichiro missed unanimity by 1 vote. Please step forward, you numbskull
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29 Dec 2024
I would turn my law degree in to be a pop tart mascot so dam fast. #PopTartBowl
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25 Dec 2024
“Dad, to break up the monotony of cookies and milk, I’d like to leave out Busch Light and deer sticks for Santa. I guess we can also leave a Little Debbie so he doesn’t get too confused.”
- Oliver, my four month old (who definitely talks & came up with this idea on his own)
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4 Dec 2024
The fact that my Spotify Wrapped isn’t exclusively “Soothing White Noise for Infants” is shocking
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26 Nov 2024
We always talk about turkeys getting pardoned, but we never talk about how this necessitates multiple turkeys each year first being convicted of a crime - a prerequisite for a pardon.
I’ve got questions.
26 Nov 2024
Gov. Kim Reynolds will pardon two turkeys this morning — Caitlin and Clark — for the governor's annual turkey pardon at Terrace Hill.
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4 Nov 2024
Merry Christmas, everyone. We made it.
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