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If any of my followers supports the current president, his buddies, his policies, and/or shares any of his views,
Unfollow me. You're not entitled to my tweets and I don't want you here. Get fucking lost.
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x²-Jake retweeted
First look at Shrek & Fiona’s sons in ‘SHREK 5’.
Voiced by Skyler Gisondo and Marcello Hernandez.
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Norway fans are doing a “Viking Row” up the escalator at Boston’s South Station before heading to the World Cup
Adding this to the list of things I’ve never seen before and probably never will again
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Our stadium was bombed to rubble
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My respect to Iran man 🇮🇷
Iran players haven't played club football since February, political tensions at home, uncertainty about participation but they showed up and player like true warriors 🫡👏🔥
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THANK CHRIST
TRADE ALERT🚨
The Boston Fleet have acquired forward Ella Huber and Entry Draft Pick #27 from PWHL Detroit in exchange for Entry Draft Pick #22 and #34.
📰: bit.ly/3SL7XNt
ALT Boston Fleet announce a trade with PWHL Detroit.
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Last championships:
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1986
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2003 (not NY)
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Trophies won by New York!🔥🏆
Community note
The New Jersey Devils are not a New York team.
x.com/njdevils/statu…
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Jersey
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Last championships in Boston (metro):
Sox: 2018
Celtics: 2024
Bruins: 2011
Patriots: 2018
They inflate their numbers with multiple teams while we just have 4 in those leagues and still win more often than them.
Dusty ass trophies
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Vegas Golden Knights General Manager Kelly McCrimmon has announced John Tortorella will not return to the team's coaching staff following the 2025-26 season.
Press release ➡️ vgk.io/PFZWP
ALT Graphic that says THANK YOU TORTS with two photos of John Tortorella coaching with the Golden Knights
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A joint statement from Sportsnet and CBC:
ALT After a successful 12-year partnership, Sportsnet and CBC today announced the public broadcaster will no longer carry NHL broadcasts after the current season as it moves forward with a new sports programming strategy following the unprecedented success of the Milano/Cortina Olympic Games. Watching hockey on Saturday night is a time-honoured tradition for Canadians, and Sportsnet is privileged to continue delivering that tradition. This has been a terrific partnership, and both parties look forward to continued opportunities to collaborate in the future.
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🔜 #BruinsDevCamp
Schedule and preliminary roster ➡️ bit.ly/4xngohU
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How much you wanna bet P*nthers fans aren't even aware of the Everblades?
DOUBLE OVERTIME TO WIN THE KELLY CUP.
FLORIDA EVERBLADES. WHAT A GAME. WHAT A COMEBACK. @FL_Everblades 🐊🏆
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x²-Jake retweeted
Bob Odenkirk has returned as Saul Goodman in a new video celebrating 250 years of America.
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How do we convince the Scottish to stay? They're making Boston great again.
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Jun 15
Bostonians have fallen in love with the Scottish fans.
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Hockey players play for 9 months to get to the Finals, including 2 months of playoff hockey, which is the most demanding form of the sport imaginable. 82 games, plus a maximum of 28 games to win the championship.
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Every year they say the Stanley Cup is the hardest trophy to win in sports
Based on what? Like do we have ANY metrics showing this?
Because I have a hard time believing a trophy given every year is harder to win than Olympic Gold or the World Cup for instance
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How many games does a World Cup team play in the tournament? Not all of the teams in total, one team. Hockey players are in an absolute maximum of 110 games. 110 nights of hard hits, physical battles, and mental gymnastics that would exhaust anyone. Shut the fuck up.
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Jun 15
I am so patriotic right now
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