Human artist. I draw things. Dark things. Creepy things. Fluffy jolly happy things. No AI-generated art.
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ALT Stencil art of a football player lying on their back and clutching their shin. Beneath this picture is bold meme style text that reads 'football'.
ALT Stencil art of a football player lying on their back and clutching their shin. Beneath this picture is bold meme style text that reads 'football'.
ALT Marmot is wearing skiing style sunglasses and holding a placard which reads 'Here comes the sun'. Mime is typically over dramatic as he kneels and shields his eyes from the glare of an invisible sun. June suggestions from Marmot & Mime Terry’s favourite month. Stop washing now so you can properly stink of B.O. by the time you’re waving your hands in the air next to someone at a music festival. Make the most of nice places now before they’re soon swarming with kids and pissed-off parents for 6 weeks. Descaling a kettle sounds like hard work in the heat but this is not the case, especially if you don’t put your face over the spout as it boils. Plant your Christmas tree in the garden now and by December you’ll have a wonderful real tree to hang your decorations on. This will be December in several years’ time. Find a nice patch of grass to sit on with a book. Hold the book upside-down and scowl at people over the top of it as they walk by. lost in the lines dot com
ALT Cartoon illustration of two elderly politicians in suits shaking hands against a bright blue sky and green grass background. On the left is a large, stout man in a dark grey suit, and on the right is a thin, balding man in a light grey suit. A large, yellow, sad emoji face resembles the sun behind them. Below, the stylized, vibrant yellow text reads "SUMMER," with a red stamp-style box underneath containing the word "PURCHASED."
ALT A cartoon influenza virus holds a mobile phone. Text reads: 'influenzer'.
ALT May suggestions from Marmot & Mime May the May be with you. Scrunch your face up in a ‘bad smell’ expression when sat at the traffic lights and grip the steering wheel intensely as you stare ahead. This especially applies if you‘re aware of someone looking at you. May is a month of change. Underwear and limescale-encrusted kettles are the top 2 candidates springing to mind. Do something about that. When’s the last time you had a jam sandwich? They’re really tasty. You could save money by doing or not doing something. Have a day out. Don’t plan every detail; just go somewhere and spend time with others, or by yourself. Whatever makes you happy. You could pack that jam sandwich; they taste even better cut into triangles and if they’ve been kept in a lunchbox. lost in the lines dot com
ALT 'Today's forecast: metal' with a roaring sun with horn hands raised.
ALT A woman with outstretched arms, skipping happily in her black clothing and spiked wristbands. She has piercings and black lipstick. The surrounding swirls of colour contain inverted crucifixes and screaming cartoon skulls.
ALT Metal style text: 'I have plenty of riffage in my diet'. Below are raised horn gesture hands.
ALT A stereotypical black metal frontman with corpse paint and a white contact lense. He's bare-chested with a beer gut and wearing spiked wristbands and leather trousers.
ALT A splattered effect illustration of a human brain with an arrow pointing to it that says 'my spirit guide'.
ALT A splattered effect illustration of a human brain with an arrow pointing to it that says 'my spirit guide'.
ALT A cartoon construction worker in high-vis vest and hard hat, carrying a block with the letter 'P' on it. On the floor behind him is another block, with the letter 'C' on it. He is about to climb a ladder to a large neon sign. The first line reads 'don't'. The second line reads 'be a'. The third line is missing 2 letters and reads ' ri k'.
ALT A terrifying depiction of a demon-faced mime artist holding his stigmata hands up to mimic bunny ears. Between his hands is an Easter egg with an all-seeing eye. On the Mime's hat 'happy easter' is scrawled.
ALT Text only, in a splatter style. 'My spirit guide says the voices in my head are my thoughts'.