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Olivia Chow, on the other hand...
1,000 New Yorkers won our lottery for affordable tickets to the World Cup. Today, we celebrated in the stands for the first NY/NJ game of the tournament. The beautiful game belongs to everyone.
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my ideal first date is you explain to me the combat mechanics then put me in a small area with several basic enemies so I can practice
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It's kinda weird that the Victory Gundam and Victory 2 Gundam don't have any kind of psycommu, isn't it? It would allow the pilot to control all three of the segments of the mobile suit mentally without minovsky interference! Oldtypes can just pilot a Gunblaster instead.
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So, fun fact, I actually don't use IPTV for piracy. Instead I've created fake TV channels for my own home running off my own server. The ads are from the 90s and 00s, very nostalgic!
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if ur a canadian and not on the IPTV method yet you're tweaking
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The fact that this dog shit pitch got greenlit should teach every writer in Hollywood an important lesson: brownnose executive producers as hard as you fucking can, abandon all shame and even your own soul
Eric Kripke shares his initial pitch for β€˜THE BOYS’ series that he created 11 years ago. β€œThere's gonna be broken bones, flowing blood, gratuitous dick punching, hero-on-hero sex. If you're easily offended, we should stop the pitch now.”
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I have friends who are sex workers, and I'm pretty concerned that a large portion of this 9000 won't be consensually operating in the business like my friends do. Who's flying here with them? Do they have freedom of movement while they're here, or is their passport taken away?
🚨REPORT: About 9,000 sex workers are expected to come to Toronto during the World Cup.
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What's curious is that Sly Moore is a Force Adept and can read minds. It's sort of a plot hole that she doesn't sense Mon Mothma's intent when dining at Mon's table in Mon's own home.
While on set directing Andor, Tony Gilroy quietly asked his assistant, β€œWho the fuck is Sly Moore?”
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It's almost like an economy where the means of production are controlled through equity purchased in a stock market isn't very communist, or even socialist!
Why are there like no communist propaganda games coming out of china? Like I want communist cod
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I am once again asking Brennan to finish what he started and complete the final chapter of SFP, it's been a decade mate, finish it or just spoil what you planned I'm pretty tired.
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The franco-ontarien flag is really cool, but we can't appropriate it for the whole province...UNLESS, that is, pour aujourd'hui Γ  le avenir, notre enfants Γ©tudient dans des Γ©coles franΓ§aises
the ONDP should run on changing the flag of ontario to something more representative of the modern province of ontario. the current flag is ugly as shit and doesn't represent anything about ONTARIO in particular
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Counterpoint: Spider-Man Blue makes me cry every time
Jeph Loeb’s career biggest idea was β€œRed She-Hulk” The dude should’ve been fired by fedex on his wedding day
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Sorry, I can't hear you, Olestra is making me shit so hard I'm about to anally prolapse
One of my favorite parts about the 90s is we just ate whatever food we wanted. Food was food. No one argued about what food was bad and what food was healthy. We just minded our business in general. At least that’s how I remember it
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I like to think of myself as a male Hannah Einbinder tbh
In a world filled with Hannah Einbinders, be a Jerry Seinfeld.
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Does Amuro have ARFID bro is eating a plain roll of bread with a glass of tap water
Oh I miss Gundam Cafe and its Β₯550 bread roll
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Honestly nothing really wrong with this quote? He's saying he respects Toronto fans for their passion but doesn't like them because he's on a rival team.
Cam Schlittler shares his thoughts on Blue Jays fans 😳
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Pipeline-builder says what?
Carney: Climate change is no longer a warning, it's here.
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When the Jays were in the playoffs in October and I went to MontrΓ©al to be in my friend's wedding, he and his wife invited us all back to their place after the reception to watch the game lol, it was really nice, we then went out to Dunn's at 1am and hiked Mount Royal after.
These poor brides lol
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Anyway this won't be every couple's vibe but if it is then you'll have a good time
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"we can stop any time" "do I still fit" good LORD this is horny
They're teaching us the importance of enthusiastic consent
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