GeoGuessr player (World Cup 2023, 2024 - USA), creator, caster | SF Giants, Cal, Sharks | All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us
Joined December 2014
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Jake Lyons retweeted
Mar 24
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Jake Lyons retweeted
🌍GeoGuessr Nations Cup Season 1 Commentators🌍
🎙Bloom @ProjectBloomtv
🖊Jake Lyons @JakeLyons9
#GeoNations #GeoGuessr
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Mar 18
Are we absolutely sure that Gonzaga is a real university and not just a lab for producing basketball players
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Mar 15
Man the WBC is unmatched, watching teams like the DR and Venezuela play is just so fun
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Jake Lyons retweeted
Mar 14
american culture and identity is war and violence. it’s not joy. it’s not community. it’s not music. it’s perceived power. team usa’s celly is a military salute. it’s so weird. nothing has been clearer this entire tournament when compared to other countries.
Mar 14
Robert J. O’Neill spoke in Team USA’s clubhouse ahead of their game vs. Canada
O’Neill was one of the members of SEAL Team Six that carried out the mission to kill Osama bin Laden
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Jake Lyons retweeted
Feb 20
I love the Olympics, but I don’t love the surge of reactionary nationalism that comes with it. We should be standing together as a united human race against the true enemy: people who went to Stanford
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Jake Lyons retweeted
Jan 20
An interesting note: with his fighting major, Alex Nedeljkovic is one of only 5 @NHL goaltenders with a goal, an assist, and a fight in his career. The others with a goalie version of a Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Ron Hextall, Chris Osgood, Mike Smith, and Billy Smith.
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Jan 20
The Sharks have eclipsed their point total from last season…and there are 34 games left. Absolutely unreal
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9 Nov 2025
Beating contenders? Holding leads in the 3rd?
…am I really watching the Sharks?
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28 Oct 2025
This is genuinely peak baseball. If Manfred were to put the ghost runner in the playoffs, it might be his worst decision yet, and that’s saying something
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