I'm from the Midwest, we're taught it's not polite to talk about ourselves.
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18 Dec 2022
The Detroit Lions are 6-1 since Jeff Daniels and Peyton Manning lifted the curse of Bobby Layne at Ford Field. I’m not saying the curse was real, but I’m not, not saying it was real.
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The art of the deal
Jun 13
Is it possible to bet that there will be absolutely no deal signed on Sunday between the US and Iran. Trump lies like a dog.
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Jun 12
Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time
THAT WAS THE BEST FOOD IVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE OMG 😭😭😭
VAMOSSS CHICHARRONNN! 😍
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Jun 14
We aren’t calling you Turkeyei if you’re gonna lose 2-0 to Australia you are Turkey.
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Jun 13
Thierry Henry and Zlatan Ibrahimovic make Alexi Lalas look like such a clown lol
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Jun 13
Is it possible to bet that there will be absolutely no deal signed on Sunday between the US and Iran. Trump lies like a dog.
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