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16 May 2021
Mum I’m a GIF 😅
16 May 2021
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Beyond the actual miss, does this not tell you everything you need to know about Tuchel’s winger picks.
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4-5-1 with a back line of
Wayne Bridge LB
Lucas Radebe CB
Gareth Southgate CB
Olof Melberg RB
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May 31
Genuine class that
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Jake Simmance retweeted
May 21
Am I seeing this right or has Newcastles back up left back.
Been picked over Newcastles starting left back.
At left back
May 21
This is the England squad BBC Sport expects to be named 📋
The final place in the 26-man squad is expected to go to Myles Lewis-Skelly, Trent Alexander-Arnold or James Garner.
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Jake Simmance retweeted
May 21
Lets be honest.
The England XI is Pickford, O'Reilly, Konsa, Guehi, James, Rice, Andersen, Bellingham, Rashford, Saka and Kane.
The rest don't really matter.
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Hadn’t even realised Moi got booked for the same “great defending” as Khusanov 😂 (via @cfcyusxf)
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May 10
The Premier League have had that coming all season. Have encouraged a league built on set-pieces by letting everything go at corners all season, then decide in the most decisive game of the season they’ve probably been doing it wrong for the last eight months
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Jake Simmance retweeted
Apr 26
If Romero did this he'd get away with it and Spurs would immediately equalise
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The VAR wanted a closer look at a potential hair pull by Dominic Calvert-Lewin on Marc Cucurella...
Nothing doing. The Leeds United forward had his hair pulled by Manchester United Lisandro Martinez at Old Trafford — the Argentinian was shown a red card...
𝗣𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗹. Modern football.
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Apr 26
Annual reminder that no one would run a marathon if they couldn’t talk about it
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Apr 13
“When it comes to hair pulls there’s no doubt in an officials mind”
“You ain’t getting away with a hair pull”
Unless it’s against Chelsea and Cucurella ofcourse. (Neither incident penalised) #MNF
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Apr 12
Chelsea have signed a lot of average players for almost £2bn. That’s because the best players want the best wages. So if you aren’t going to pay the best wages, then you have to settle for second best, or even third or fourth best. That’s modern Chelsea under, unfortunately.
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Doing the soy ameribrained war porn for a conflict you simultaneously insist we're totally neutral in is pretty emblematic of Starmerism. Confused, unconvincing to either side and contemptuous to the public's intelligence
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