Joined September 2016
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Jake Staples retweeted
11 Dec 2019
Iโm obSESSED with this weapon. Not sure a single lyric was right, a lyrical king
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Jake Staples retweeted
30 Aug 2019
1 year later and Mr Bubz is still the greatest video to ever hit the internet
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Jake Staples retweeted
22 May 2019
UP NEXT!
We announce the departure of our Number 1 @Jake_Staples01.
Jake has decided to ride the waves in Thailand and will be taking a year out from football๐๐ผโโ๏ธ
His mum remains a loyal supporter of our club!
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#Champion
#RidesMoreThanWaves
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Jake Staples retweeted
20 Mar 2019
Homophobic parents are right to be worried about their children turning gay after lessons about LGBT awareness. I lived as a Tudor wench for 2 years following a history class.
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Jake Staples retweeted
20 Mar 2019
Do you want a blowjob?
Yes.
It's from a piranha.
Then no.
Can't change your mind now. Blowjob means blowjob.
This is where we are with Brexit now. About to dunk our cocks into the razor-toothed mouth of peril.
Brexit is a blowjob from a piranha.
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Jake Staples retweeted
20 Jan 2019
That time my sister attempted dancing..
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Jake Staples retweeted
12 Oct 2018
John Terryโs already found a new career. ๐๐ค
[๐ฝ @ALOTO]
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Jake Staples retweeted
4 Jul 2018
Good luck to @domcampany who starts his adventure across the other side of the world. We will miss your Jls Sunday sessions and watching you get megged every week. Youโll always be a champion ๐๐ค
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Jake Staples retweeted
2 Jun 2018
Second we have Players player, a tight vote that ended with @Jake_Staples01 winning by one
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Jake Staples retweeted
29 Apr 2018
What a good group of lads! couldnโt be happier to share the pitch and showers with them every weekend #COYM #UpTheMoatsiders #Champions
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Jake Staples retweeted
29 Apr 2018
CHAMPIONS ๐๐๐๐
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