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May 21
Weβre berry excited to introduce our NEW Black Raspberry Fudge Ice Cream! The flavor is a decadent combination of black raspberry-flavored ice cream with dark chocolate-flavored chunks and a chocolate fudge swirl.
Black Raspberry Fudge Ice Cream arrives in stores beginning today and is available in the half gallon and pint sizes for a limited time.
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May 14
βmy friendβ twice now ππ€«
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May 11
Absolute Marvel β οΈ
May 11
The light had its turn.
Marvel Comics introduces Midnight, a bold new publishing line from a superstar lineup of creators, kicking off in August with βMidnight X-Menβ by Jonathan Hickman and Matteo Della Fonte, followed by βMidnight Fantastic Fourβ by Benjamin Percy and Kev Walker and βMidnight Spider-Manβ by Phillip Kennedy Johnson and Scie Tronc.
Marvelβs most definitive modern creators are given free rein to reimagine heroes with shocking twists and chilling transformations in boundary-less storytelling that will keep readers on edge issue after issue.
The X-Men no longer fight for acceptance, they hunger for blood. The Fantastic Four venture into the unknown not to save the worldβbut to unleash terror upon it. And Spider-Man discovers that with great powerβ¦ comes something monstrous.
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Brennan Boesch is one of my favorite go-to βdudeβs when Iβm with the boys and weβre naming dudes
Defended him as our 3 hole of the future right up until his release
May 4
Kevin McGonigle is the seventh Tiger to win an AL Rookie of the Month Award, joining...
Colt Keith (July 2024)
Eric Haase (July 2021)
Brennan Boesch (May & June 2010)
Austin Jackson (April 2010)
Rick Porcello (May 2009)
Justin Verlander (May 2006)
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My analysis of the first round exit:
*Ron Washington voice*
βThatβs just the way hockey goesβ
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βThe Wall of St Paulβ was a real thing.
So I feel like weβre staring at a boring & frustrating βdo nothing besides resign Roboβ offseasonβ¦and itβs probably justified
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Apr 29
Nothing encapsulated that game more than 1 total shot attempt in the last 90 seconds with a 6 on 4 advantage
No offense, lack of discipline and a splash of luck for their opponentsβ¦.Dallas sports playoff culture is persistent today π₯΄
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Apr 23
40 minutes to draft time, 40 mock drafts analyzed. My 2nd annual βMock Draft from Mock Draftsβ
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Apr 23
From there, I used a grouping of βBig Boardsβ to fill out every pick. This means I might pick a player not in the top 3 picked for each team, if they were still available.
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Apr 23
For fun, I threw in a trade at the end. 5th year options for QBs are important!
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Apr 23
17 for the Wild reacted just like I do when the couch stubs my toe on purpose
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Apr 13
For my friends who follow teams other than the Cowboys: text me a local reporter/insider for your team who has the best pulse of the team
Trying to include more local news-led mock drafts in my quick analysis. Considering applying more weight to their mocks
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@TexasTechSB @adidas when are we going to get some merch online for these?? Red Raider Outfitter and some rose pink heat is calling my name for the playoffsβ€οΈβπ₯π₯π·
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Curtis Granderson
That guy rocked.
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