Actor & Author of Humans, Being. The undisputed best collection of 365 Hundred Word Stories ever: amazon.com/dp/B08PCQ43MH

Joined February 2009
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29 Feb 2024
Among @JoshMalerman's many literary talents is that while readers are wondering about the main monster/creature/ entity, secondary and tertiary monsters are dancing in the foreground. This one is as disturbing as knowing your mattress is stuffed with live roaches. #BookReview
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Julio Rodriguez with maybe the worst baserunning mistake you’ll ever see

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24 Jul 2024
Wishing our great city a very happy birthday! #DetroitvsEverybody @tigers @DetroitRedWings @DetroitPistons @DetroitCityFC
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Live look at the ref for the USMNT vs Uruguay game
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FanDuel: Look at all these fun SGPs! We won't let you combine any of em but they sure do look like fun, don't they?
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900. Since Thaddeus was inspired to mention it I will too: I published a short story 900 days in a row. Tonight I'll publish 901. Maybe even the prolific @StephenKing will give me some love for that
I'm writing a story live (sort of) on Substack in celebration of Jimmy Doom's 900 days of a story a day, not one missed!
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Tigers just took out Skubal after 74 pitches, six innings, one hit and no walks. That is incredibly lame on so many levels. Many people come to MLB games to see these ace pitchers dominate. I get the score but this is how the sport loses fans.
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15 May 2024
I'd bet on the Oilers v Canucks tonight but I'm afraid Connor McDavid would score and @NHL would credit the goal to Paul Coffey
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13 May 2024
Someone in the @NHL office better produce some very conclusive video that it's not Hyman's goal.
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This is an incredible moment for @IlitchCompanies to create their own sports network for the Wings and Tigers...just saying.
Apparently I received this 52min ago. Thanks @Xfinity and @BallySports for being incredibly money hungry and worthless and blaming each other for your own shortcomings.
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25 Apr 2024
Do not mess this up @NYIslanders and @TBLightning . Have a moment of silence before the anthem, timed for broadcast.
No one called the game like Bob Cole, Mr. Saturday Night ❤️🏒
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15 Apr 2024
ESPN adds a betting platform then removes all the stat splits that inform good wagers. Of course they did.
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Replying to @MrDelicious13
"Humans, Being" by @JamesDoom is an eclectic, entertaining collection of microfiction. Stories are a page long, and they're gems. Bizarre, hilarious, descriptive, earthy. Reminiscent of Jimmy Breslin or Mike Royko. amazon.com/Humans-Being-Stor…
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#LGRW Crosscheck on Raymond, not a penalty I guess. (left) Crosscheck by Petry, a penalty I guess. (right)
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3 Apr 2024
What a day at Little Caesars Arena: Dylan Larkin led a clinic with his Red Wings teammates, guiding Special Olympics athletes through floor hockey drills.
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If I worked at the hotel Goodell was registered at for the NFL Draft I'd refuse to acknowledge that he checked in
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21 Mar 2024
Nice to be loved #shortstories #fiction
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16 Mar 2024
And they call it... Substack love
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Thank you Mr. Mbappe. Thank you Mr. Kane. #RealSociedadPSG #BayernLazio
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