my right foot is like a wet dream...
Joined October 2011
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6 Feb 2012
Cheik has been giving me tackling lessons & I'm getting better, can't wait to snap that greasy Scott Parker in two and feed him to my lion!
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22 Oct 2011
Perch nearly creamed when yohan came running over to bench after his goal
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16 Oct 2011
Shola got a goal that's me having another go on his bike get in poppa shola!
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15 Oct 2011
If perch get 5 more followers to go over 100 shola gonna take me to park n buy me candy floss #nufc
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15 Oct 2011
Morning Perchites breakfast time again today's cereal is golden Grahams using my special bowl, it has a race car o. It neeeeow
14 Oct 2011
Thanks to all followers I christen u all
Perchites I'm off to do clean shola's boots with Bruce's tears it's how shola get his powers #nufc
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@JamesPerch it's even worse u pretending u r a shit footballer mate! it's pretty funny how pathetic you are you tool @mattylevi @Den_Lindig
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14 Oct 2011
Another thing perch loves getting bites off #smb who clearly think this is really the perch, hate to shatter those illusions I'm like Santa
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14 Oct 2011
“@GeordieJohn: @JamesPerch #PerchShipwreck” best suggestion! Perch likes this as much as I do riding on shola's bike! #nufc
14 Oct 2011
Going to start new # like @TaylorandBesty #cabayedreamboat not #PerchDreamBoat but #PerchTugBoat me no pretty but me functional #nufc
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14 Oct 2011
“@adkpt83: @JamesPerch @mattylevi @den_lindig Geordie berk” perch finds u amusing but is bored if u now #SMB #PerchDreamBoat #nufc
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14 Oct 2011
“@adkpt83: @JamesPerch how sads this cunt here like! Pretending to be a footballer! Grow up ya berk @mattylevi @Den_Lindig” vintage mackem
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@JamesPerch how sads this cunt here like! Pretending to be a footballer! Grow up ya berk @mattylevi @Den_Lindig
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14 Oct 2011
FF @NUFCThreatLevel @TaylorandBesty @Taylorpayne @helloIamBesty ok poppa shola u done it can I have a custard cream now? #nufc
14 Oct 2011
@ZacWilson1 that's better Zacharia shola will keep an eye on u to see if u can go back on the good list. Good day!
14 Oct 2011
Morning all I'm up and raring to go breakfast this morning is coco pops, I'd rather have a bowl of coco pops! Boom! #nufc
13 Oct 2011
Perch truth número UNO I once turned bread into toast just keep it between us tho don't want everyone to know #nufc perch out!