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May 27
BREAKING: Donald Trump to sign executive order officially changing the name of the water-based game "Marco Polo" to "Marco Rubio", as a reward for his performance as Secretary of State
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Hey @AskRobinhood @RobinhoodApp @vladtenev its bad enough you have a chat bot that gives 2 contradicting answers on how to use the tools on your platform, but actually insane that the humans not only say they cant give the correct answer but no one at your company can
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Hey @Wendys are you guys kidding with your fries? This is how they came, with no loose fries at the bottom of the bag, and zero have been eaten yet. If I wanted small fries that's what I would have ordered. My wife's were the same. You're scaming your customers
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Mar 25
Hey @vladtenev when are you going to fix the futures for the mobile app? Its crazy that i cant add a non front month (active) futures contract to my watch list. Also I can't look at futures charts on any other timeframe or even zoom in on the default time frame. @AskRobinhood
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25 Nov 2025
"Uhh... What purple party does this guy think exists in the US? And also, I'll have some of whatever he's 🚬 "
25 Nov 2025
it's also virtually impossible to explain to many of them the distinction between a state that consistently votes blue across the board, and one that votes consistently votes blue for Pres but purple in state legislature/governor races
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15 Oct 2025
No YouTube isn't down right now. If it's not working for you it means you're a gay and need to see a doctor immediately
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20 Aug 2025
Hey @ComicDaveSmith not to beat a dead horse but I saw this clip of Douglas Murray on Jordan Peterson's podcast last year and thought of you
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25 Jul 2025
Hey @RobinhoodApp @AskRobinhood @vladtenev why do you have a volume section on the option stats but never show any numbers there?
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17 Feb 2025
This thumbnail makes me wonder how many questions exist, to which the correct answer is "Drake Bell & Michael Malice" @michaelmalice
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2 Jan 2025
OMG I can't believe they're doing this to us again. We already died once, why are they killing us a second time @ComicDaveSmith @mic
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14 Nov 2024
Dot, dot, dot @michaelmalice
13 Nov 2024
The speed at which these nominations have been announced suggests that perhaps there hasn't been a great deal of vetting. Or perhaps Trump's pool of options is…not deep.
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11 Nov 2024
Cc: @ThomasEWoods @michaelmalice @LibertyLockPod I'm sure you guys will find the above entertaining too
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30 Sep 2024
Wondering how much money it would take to get @benshapiro to play Canon in D on his violin at a wedding
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27 Sep 2024
Hey @Cernovich have you seen the ad on YouTube for the "Jackpot" lottery app with George Stephanopoulos and the ABC logo. Why are the "news networks" promoting gambling?
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26 Jun 2024
Hey @elonmusk can you add a "This post is obviously a joke-No note needed" option on the community notes ratings?
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