I will pay you to ignore me
Joined June 2016
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Every one of John Duttons kids got their own spin off shows apart from the bastard
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Huyo jamaa anatusiana na dem TL hajui hii mambo, sub ya mrembo hutaka unarusha design ni yeye pekee yake anaelewa unasema nini kila mtu mwingine anafaa kudhani unatweet comedy
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Kaido hakuwa anaamini kile luffy anafanya manze episode 1071-1076 is peak cinema
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Swahili accent man, hiyo "kisha naja nakuambia" would have my boxers on the floor faster than you can say asalaam aleikum
Soo let me get this straight....I'm your friend, you breakup with your partner, she then tries 'befriending' me, kisha naja nakuambia...But months later is like everything that happened umesahau?? you go back to her👀 then hit me with "Nimejikubali I'm toxic" ....likeee???🤣ðŸ˜
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Leo nimeambiwa nakaa my nephew badala waseme anafanana na uncle yake wanasema mzee kama mimi nafanana na mtoto anatoshana na gas,
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At every given time lazma nikue naona a certain arc of the one piece, sai nimerudia mwanzo hadi alabasta i feel like I'm 12 again
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Kimendeshire kuna uwizi and the duke is just tweeting like a citizen
Just seen two robbers make an escape via nduthi, I must say sijawahi jua nduthi ordinary inaweza fika such speeds.... The thing was literally flying
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Kitu huniudhi ni mabibi zao wakisema we ndo unawafunza umalaya na hao ndo huleta madem we unataka tu kuona game
Jun 14
How does it feel as a guy when you are the last unmarried person in your friend group?
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Ntalipa badge kesho nianze kuwauliza nani anafaa kusema excuse me ukisneeze midstroke
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Saa ingine i get too chatty and tell a stranger why i haven't smiled since kigeugeu by jaguar wasn't irony
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Nimevaa boots na ankle socks naskia kutweet kama jamaa za condoms are too small for my penis
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A stimulating conversation with a woman would heal me, something intellectual and nonsensical too like why she should allow me to touch her boobs
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I fear needles man, naskianga ile wimbo ya qualified physician kwa kichwa naskia kufight
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Daktari huuliza sexual history ndo askie kitu nakunja ni nguo pekee akacheke na nurses baadae
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Prime kambua karibu anirudishe church i completely understand
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Same man, kumbe kuona iran haisaidii maishani
Napigana na Usingizi kilo Kumi.
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I crack myself sometimes, well okay most times tbh
Nakaanga homeless because my penis has no true home
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Mnafunzwa sex ed na mtu anaita penis stick
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Sex feels very invasive for women. Biologically, it involves penetration by a foreign object (stick), which is purely uncomfortable by nature.
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