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16 May 2021
the older i get the more i empathise with the snails painted in the margins of medieval manuscripts
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16 May 2021
Remider that Napoleon was 43 when he invaded Russia. Farriner was 50 when he started the Great Fire of London. Dyatlov didn’t cause the Chernobyl disaster till he was 56. There isn’t a set time to spectacularly fuck up – move at your own pace & breathe. you have time!
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3 May 2021
Still this
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25 Mar 2021
how depressing
our society has failed to provide ambitious role models to our children
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20 Jan 2021
I can’t believe Mike Pence has seen Gaga live and I haven’t
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20 Jan 2021
“and then it goes: rain. on. ME. then we jump on cue, got it?”
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10 Jan 2021
People losing their minds over two men kissing over a creme egg but have no problem with a woman cheating on her husband with an M&M?
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9 Jan 2021
ban him from the calculator app just to be safe
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6 Jan 2021
putting soup in a square tupperware...... it’s just not right. it should be a circle one which is the shape of soup
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5 Jan 2021
Just been reminded of the flashback scenes in Dexter where they stuck a wig on a 40 year old Michael C. Hall to pass him off as a 20-year-old. Truly the golden age of television.
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4 Jan 2021
"At least 2020 is over and we won't have to relive that experience again any time soon."
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