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2 Oct 2023
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Jun 12
Obviously it came off more aggressive than I meant it to, but to OP, I only meant to say that hating on T Rex is the sign of a feeble mind.
Jun 12
He’s right
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People at hardcore gigs are gonna be out of a job
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May 28
I feel like this is all gonna be for Cornetto but they're really going all out for it
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May 22
"Persian girls tryna kick me out (Meowth) / Tryna get a peek at you (Pikachu) but I can't see how" - Okay if Drake is dropping Pokémon bars like this maybe I need to check out Iceman
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May 20
[Guy who thinks slime holds all the answers]: Only slime will tell
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May 19
"The way they try to Josh with Drake, it's making (Megan) me laugh and shit / Your girl Bells me for Pecks, and that's just the half of it" - Okay maybe I need to listen to Iceman
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They call it House of Leaves cause you go to the house and then leaves 360 and walk away
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Feb 25
The lines between fiction and reality have been blurred enough, come up with a new bit.
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Feb 15
Walking back my previous statement...
23 Aug 2022
Wenders a Wim, ders a way
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Jan 14
My OBAA take: what size we think Leo's head would be if you drained out all the excess juice in it?
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30 Dec 2025
Funny situation we've ended up in up where advances in medicine have made it massively more effective, but also much more complicated, meaning only heartless nerds with huge egos become doctors now
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23 Dec 2025
"Let us kill foxes or we'll kill our own dogs" is a blinder of a negotiation tactic
22 Dec 2025
There are an estimated 20,000 foxhounds in the U.K.
Those who want to ban trail hunting - hounds and horses chasing a scent trail laid by man - would lead to them all being put down.
That’s what ignorant “animal rights” campaigners want.
20,000 dead dogs.
So here’s an AI photograph of what a small proportion of that might look like.
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11 Dec 2025
11 Dec 2025
The plot of Ocean’s Twelve makes perfect sense once you learn it was originally a script about two rival thieves written for John Woo that was retroactively changed into Ocean’s Twelve
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10 Dec 2025
"I do a poo at the pub, call that a bar stool" - is it time to admit J. Cole is washed?
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10 Dec 2025
Grok is getting better at comedy and it's making the anti-AI crowd nervous
Alright, let's pivot to Celine Dion: Why did Celine Dion win over the soul crowd? Her voice hits those high notes like a gospel choir, and her heart will go on... forever, just like grandma's stories at the cookout! What do you think—does that land?
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8 Dec 2025
People don't know how to describe the ways in which they find things interesting or engaging anymore, so instead they say things like "it made me cry" or "I was really scared by this bit of Twin Peaks."
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7 Dec 2025
They should make a Dear Evan Hansen sequel where he goes to college and the same thing happens again
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4 Dec 2025
A good buff for pedestrians would be the ability to throw down a temporary zebra crossing wherever they want. Could have three charges and a cooldown to balance.
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3 Dec 2025
My most against-the-grain opinion for on here is that that webcomic about the grotesque misogynist violence in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was 100% dead-on. Everyone did mental gymnastics to get past the fact that they enjoyed it a lot for that very reason!
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3 Dec 2025
"Buh guh nuh I just weally hate the Mansons, they're muwdewews" no you don't, shut up.
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