Northerner in London. Views are stolen from people wittier and more interesting than me.

Joined May 2009
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If you say so…
18 Nov 2024
the moustache renaissance is the best thing to have happened to the gay community since briefs were invented
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Thinking of her today ❤️
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Carrie was dumb asf but my bitch was fly
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Well that lasted long.
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Whilst you’re at it…
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Did he not jump? I don’t see the problem here??
Cow thinks he's a showjumping horse
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Genuinely where the hell is Hacks season 3 in the UK?!
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To all the young people who think Joe Biden is to blame for the TikTok ban:
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If we thought Twitter was bad for propaganda and misinformation, just wait until we see what TikTok is like when it comes back.
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Oh wait baby, THIS is Storm!
Jodie Turner-Smith, perfect form
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The rest of the world: …. Americans on TikTok:
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When you’re getting murdered at 8 but you’re going to ABBA Voyage at 10 #thetraitors
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16 Jan 2025
Justin Baldoni is suing Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds, their publicist and her PR firm for $400 million, alleging defamation & extortion over the ‘It Ends With Us’ situation.
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Shoutout to everybody at Netflix who decided not to move forward with all the projects David Lynch wanted to do in his final years. I'm sure all the other stuff you greenlit instead was much better.
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15 Jan 2025
Since TikTok is dead can we please stop saying “unalive”
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