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8 Jan 2017
If I treated my bathroom at home the way most people treat public restrooms... my wife would kick me out of the house... and I'd deserve it.
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17 Jan 2025
Yep.. going to be a shitty four years..
#FreeThePress
16 Jan 2025
Why arenβt liberal journalism critics and academics β who constantly lecture us about the press giving Trump a βfree passβ and βanticipatory obedienceβ β bothered by @samhusseini getting dragged out of a State Department briefing for asking tough questions?
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16 Sep 2024
I hope this works.
The other times I tried, it sent me to a separate website...weird.
ποΈπ₯οΈπ
15 Sep 2024
Day 5 of our giveaway! One person will win a Wacom One 12 every day!β¨
Plus, save up to 60% on Clip Studio Paint Ver. 3.0!
Just follow & repost this post to enter. Open to all!
Ends Sept. 17 8:00 am GMT
clipstudio.net/promotion/givβ¦
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11 Sep 2024
That was quite a long pause... πΆ
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17 Jul 2024
Sure seems that way. π
16 Jul 2024
Elon bought this website to get Donald Trump elected
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22 Apr 2024
QT with a much younger you.
I'm about 16 here.
It's amazing how much both of my sons look like me at this same age.
@JoshCrewsReally this is the one and only time I ever had a mullet. π€£
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27 Jan 2024
This is the kind of niche humour I'm here for.
*sound of paint brush slapping against a bucket Bob Ross-style*
ποΈπ¨π’οΈ
26 Jan 2024
βIβm da easel!β -Pauly Shore painting class
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23 Jan 2024
The odds are about as good as winning some lottery dough... So, why not.. ππ₯
Iβm gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)
Iβll pick the winners in 72 hours
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26 Oct 2023
Goddamn right!!!
πβ‘οΈMike Johnson
26 Oct 2023
How is this any different from Muslim ran countries that these Christianβs hate soooo much?
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13 Oct 2023
Don't forget to leave out 2 half-naked virgins tonight for Jason Vorhees.
#FridayThe13th π«πͺβΊ
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13 Aug 2023
This is how bored I am on a rainy Sunday...
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***You don't have to play along... I'm just seeing how far this goes***
Can you accept my invitation so that I can get a free gift?
temu.com/s/T1ASY4XZwBFQl
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3 Aug 2023
I didn't log in yesterday... Did it work.. did we fix Twitter..?
oh no.. ππππ₯π
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31 Jul 2023
Took my nieces to see the Barbie movie last night.
We had fun, and it was a really good time.
#Kenergy
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25 Jul 2023
SKEW!!! He's back!
IT DONβT MATTER IF ITS CALLED TWITTER, X, TWITTLE OR TWAT, ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT THE BUTTERCREAM DREAM IS BACK BABY SKEEEW!
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24 Jul 2023
I guess they like it better that way.. ππΆ
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22 Jul 2023
It's nice to see something I designed, out in the wild. ποΈπ¬π«π€
#Candy #GraphicDesign
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13 Jul 2023
Ahh...fukkit... We're ALL crying.
πΎβ€οΈππ₯Ή
13 Jul 2023
This is HachikΕ. He was an Akita born on Nov. 10, 1923 in Japan. He was sold to Hidesaburo Ueno, a scientist at the University of Tokyo. Ueno named him Hachi after the number 8, which is considered lucky in Japan, and the two became inseparable...
ALT a black and white photo of an adult akita wearing a harness. his fluffy tail curls over toward his waist, and heβs looking at the camera quizzically. one of his ears is pointing up, and the other is folded over. heβs looking for someone.
ALT hachi the akita poses for a family portrait with the Ueno family in Japan. he looks younger here, and heβs smiling so broadly. he appears to have a little bandana around his neck. one ear is flopped down, and the other is a little upright.
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30 Jun 2023
29 Jun 2023
affirmative action wasn't filling colleges with folks of color, that ain't the issue. the issue is what it signals - that structurally our systems are unequal. this is part of a larger project to undermine any idea that suggests racism is built into the design of this country
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