The WORLDS FIRST scouse professional RL player. Best prop/half back in the universe. Strawberry Blonde. Yes I’m retired and YES ITS A FUCKIN PARODY.

Joined July 2011
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Have to say, Welsby had a shocker
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Liam Moore just played his way into an NRL refereeing gig next season! Does he not realise he’s a English referee, reffing England in England 🤯
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Well done to Hull KR have to say, but let’s be frank, Reece Walsh will have an absolute field day in the WCC (if he plays). And that would be the same against any SL club.
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Let’s make Steve famous 🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂😂
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The guy who is odds on to win Man of Steel this year, had three attempts on Harry Robertson and missed all three. Let that sink in. If you think the current scoring system gives a fair indication of who is the best player in the comp, you need to give your head a wobble la.
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When your club is even looking forward to 2026….they knew it was gonna happen NEVER WRIGHT OFF THE SAINTS
𝗔 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗟𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲! 🔥 Featuring a predominantly navy kit and striking irregular amber bands down the middle, the Leeds Rhinos 2026 Principal shirt is now available to purchase. 👉 bit.ly/3RUIkr6
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Never “Wright” off the @Saints1890 Especially if I’m in the dollar 💵
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Looks like this beaut is about to land too 👌
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Watch Eamonn in this clip from Sky last night, wonder if they showed it for a reason
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Did anyone really think Jammer doesn’t know RL 😂 So confident, I decided to do it twice @hullfcofficial
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Can see this growing legs. Warriors assistant Richard Agar accused of assaulting a journalist from UK becuase of an article he wrote in 2022 calling for Agar to be sacked.
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Looks like there was a clear winner of that fight 😂
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Canberra duo Hudson Young and Morgan Smithies have spoken publicly for the first time about their Las Vegas fight, a mystery black eye and why security had concerns over an inflatable baseball bat. READ ▶️ bit.ly/3ESxP37
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We should have sent the experts in to find the WMD. $20m on Sesame Street in Iraq The mind boggles
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Surely that’s only me who has this kind of Nostradamus prediction #80minprop #StrawberryBlonde
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In the words of Nobby Noble.. “We prepared for Tarzan but we got Jane” Well done to all the young Salford lads who turned out last night, it was a baptism of fire but you’ll be better for the experience of playing a full strength Saints team at home. 👍🏻
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A grown man in a Saints hoodie stood at the side of the pitch with his phone in his hand videoing Sam Burgess like a fan boy. Embarrassing 😂 imagine doing that to Shaun Edwards or Martin Offiah back in the day? You’d be throwing your motarola brick at them and asking for it back
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Can we rely on at @LFC and @realmadriden to pull this one through? @BigBallsBankers
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Cash out or let it run @BigBallsBankers 😂😂 Any Giants fans think there is a comeback on the cards?
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The more I see his tweets, the more I’m falling in man love with @elonmusk
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Harry Smith running round the field thinking he’s Sonny Nickle. What a prick
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