Professional slow learner
Joined July 2021
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Miller in hand, 1 leg crossed wearing our Aramark pants and redwing boots. Must be my father’s son after all. Tractor pull, squeak, and cold ones at the creek
Best goddamn Valentine’s Day I’ve ever had if I do so say myself
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BRO HE COPIED IT LETTER BY LETTER OMFG
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Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients
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do u think a really upset king was ever pouting on his throne when he heard the jingle jingle of his jester running towards him and cracked a lil smile cause he knew everything was gonna be alright
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you ever take a selfie look at it and realize you believe in eugenics
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There are women who will have sex with you solely because you drive this truck. The world is crazy
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Saw this the other morning while getting my coffee. That boy got some serous lighting going on there.
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Jun 12
Highly recommend Miguel's Pizza in Slade after a day of hiking Red River Gorge
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Crazy how much of a goycattle subhuman you have to be to unironically be watching this shit.
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When I was 20 I thought life started at 20 but now that I’m 26 and 8 months I’ve learned that life really starts at 26 and a half
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Jun 12
there is lowkey no one to fall in love with anymore everyone sucks now
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Jun 11
she took my boxers off and my glock 40 fell out hit the ground and shot her cat
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Jun 10
saving 20% of my income so that in 30 years i can afford 11 months of assisted living. the math is airtight
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Jun 9
I have a confession to make, but a lot of you will lose respect for me. I am scared to open mail, particularly when it seems important
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Jun 9
turns out, reading voraciously, moving your body, loving people without keeping score, protecting your solitude, chasing nothing but your own growth, and occasionally staying out too late with people who make you laugh until it hurts is not a bad way to build a life.
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laying bricks isn't mundane when you know you're building a cathedral
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This is why you can't impress me with that Sydney Sweeney shit. I know what a real bad white bitch looks like
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