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Joined November 2014
  • Tweets 6,381
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you never see people hyperventilating into paper bags anymore. i feel like that was a big thing back in the day
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its 2026. the OSHA handbook is a podcast now. the health inspector checks your resturaunt over discord.
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i say this every year after movement, and ill say it again. detroit is the greatest city in the world
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every single moment of my life i spend not seeing live music is a waste of time
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"swedish people are good at two things. choking on beef, and coloring"
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will house music ever be as good as it was during peak dirtybird era, because i miss it so much
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Enguerrand VII de Coucy
@ingelramdecoucy
May 17
Okay but Falling Water was a structurally unsound mess that was functionally unlivable because the water sound was so constant and annoying that it gave Edgar Kauffman migraines. It’s pretty to visit but like a lot of Wright’s stuff is basically an art piece that’s actively hostile to human occupation or functional use
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@uncledoomer
May 16
just finished this renovation for a satisfied customer who bought it as a fixer-upper off some dumbass boomer who didn't know what he had. And we added a dozen parking spots as well
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CT@CTtheViking
May 17
Replying to @MorbidKnowledge
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5 Apr 2022
Bought a rare can of orange sprite from a guy behind a mcdonalds for $72.00, only to go home and find out that orange sprite isnt a real thing #wack
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i did a bunch of drugs back in the day and "figured-out jazz" but i did a bunch of drugs the other day and "unfigured-out jazz" how the fuck does anybody think this shit is good
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James Merrill@toThePixel
22 Dec 2025
This drawing was in progress when a thunderstorm knocked out the power, and I ended up enjoying the results more than what it was meant to be. Title: Corrupted Subdivider (2020)
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16 Dec 2025
i interviewed an alien and it turns out time travel is super easy, but considered incredibly rude, so nobody does it
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16 Dec 2025
if we were a proper species we would have a brand new james webb telescope launching twice a year
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13 Dec 2025
today im gonna eat sushi and make a snowman
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13 Dec 2025
having a mom is so cool because i can just send her stuff like this once a day and its the greatest thing in the world to her ❀️
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13 Dec 2025
who tf was that guy with the puppet at griz last night
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13 Dec 2025
i need to be your friend
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13 Dec 2025
physics had to be fucking with us with the whole "if you stand next to something thats REALLY heavy, time move faster"
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11 Dec 2025
is mt holly open yet
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4 Dec 2025
sometimes you want bread to be crunchy, but sometimes you want it to be chewy. why is that
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