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Nick Wright use consistent logic challenge (impossible)
“I don’t know how you can walk away from this series and think Victor Wembanyama is better than Jalen Brunson.” @getnickwright says Jalen Brunson is making his claim for best player alive
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Spurs been winning 80% of their minutes this series, it’s not too crazy to think about
Wemby on if the Spurs believe they can come back and win the Finals: "Everybody knows we're gonna do it."
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“What about the attention Brunson gets on offense!” What about OG guarding 1-5 carrying this defense and being the most clutch player on the team? 💀
OG Anunoby has scored 23 less points than Brunson in the Finals on 56(!) less FGA.
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Alvarado isn’t even playing basketball he deadass just out there like a ward trying to injure Wemby
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Only player to have 45 /15 /10 in NBA playoff history 69.6/44.4/81.3 splits 3rd highest gamescore in NBA playoff history
KD has never had a playoff game that compares to this by the way
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Clout chasing city of groupies but yeah they "deserve a championship"
🚨INSANITY🚨 SPURS FAN gets ASSAULTED by a rabid mob of New York Nicks fans Police is nowhere to be found…
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All this to not even medal that year

ALT Aww Hell GIF

Jalen Brunson reportedly CHANGED his wedding date just to play for Team USA in 2023, per @ramonashelburne Jay Wright: “I can't f---ing believe he's changing his wedding to play for you.'”
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Luka PR if he announces retirement tomorrow 📈📈
NBA is the only league in the world where fans tax top players who play in meaningful games and elevate those the further removed they are from their last appearance.
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Jarred Lok retweeted
Final Fantasy VII Revelation, the thrilling conclusion of the FFVII Remake Series, launches simultaneously on PlayStation 5, Nintendo Switch 2, Xbox Series X|S, Epic Games Store and Steam in Spring 2027.
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Tell fatboy to take a Brunson paycut then
Jalen Brunson is shooting 19/56 in the finals and is about to become an NBA champion. At around 6 feet tall, he’s a complete negative defensively, and the Knicks have done a phenomenal job hiding him. There are no more EXCUSES for franchises not to win a chip with Luka Dončić. BUILD a contending team around him, because it takes a great TEAM to win a championship. These playoffs have shown us every superstar shitting the bed, yet their teams are still contending due to the players around them. HUNGER OVER MONEY, FIT OVER NAMES, YOUNG OVER OLD.
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This Lebron’s mans btw keep that same energy yall do with @bansky This must exactly be the same thought Lebron has because his boy tweeted it!
if Jalen Brunson gets a ring before Luka some very uncomfortable conversations will be had
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Butler PR hilarious, one of the biggest pieces of shits you could have as a teammate across multiple teams but because he panders to Steph fans he’s golden 😭
Butler quit on the Wolves because he believed Wiggins and Kat were trash. 7 Years later Wiggins is an NBA Champion, and Kat just had a great game 1 in the Finals. If Butler didn’t bitch out and quit on the team, we could’ve had something special…
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Coulda had a near-retirement KD which frees up their books and the double alien lineup for the brand 🙂‍↔️
De’Aaron Fox’s four-year, $228.6 million extension kicks in next month for the Spurs: 2026-27: $51 million 2027-28: $55.1 million 2028-29: $59.2 million 2029-30: $63.3 million
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Imagine if Wemby Ant and KAT joined together next year Lebron fans funny as shit crying about KD
The season before they all signed with Miami in 2010 26.6 PPG 29.7 PPG 24.0 PPG 4.8 RPG 7.3 RPG 10.8 RPG 6.5 APG 8.6 APG 2.4 APG 1.5 SPG 1.6 SPG 1.0 BPG 47.6% FG 50.3% FG 51.8% FG Still can’t believe we pulled it off.
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Folks still don’t realize KAT is the Knicks best player yet 😭
Polymarket NBA Finals MVP odds: Wembanyama 61% Brunson 31% KAT 4% Anunoby 2% Castle 2% Fox 1% Bridges <1% Harper <1%
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We really existing in a 0.00001% possibility timeline in which anything that could have possibly gone wrong for KD post-achilles went wrong man
Jusuf Nurkic says Mike Budenholzer was an alcohol addict 😳 (Via @XOsChat / h/t @PHNX_Suns )
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Everyone frying him but it’s hard to hit high TS%ages when your shot diet is mainly middies People don’t know just how big of a gap #7 is at the middy vs his peers 😭
Replying to @Koolaidcooling
🥀🕊️💔💔
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2024 Celtics and it’s not close, every team in that run had their best players/stars injured while the Celtics already had overwhelming roster advantages
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Which Eastern Conference champion had the easiest NBA Finals path?
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2025-26 All-NBA teams: First: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, Nikola Jokic, Victor Wembanyama, Luka Doncic, Cade Cunningham Second: Jaylen Brown, Kawhi Leonard, Kevin Durant, Jalen Brunson, Donovan Mitchell Third: Tyrese Maxey, Jamal Murray, Jalen Johnson, Jalen Duren, Chet Holmgren
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Disrespectful comparison
Pick a player: 28.5 PPG 27.8 PPG 8.2 RPG 6.7 APG 48/31/88% 49/35/85%
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