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Joined January 2014
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9 Nov 2024
Remind them about the amendment they supposedly worship
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28 Sep 2024
Giveaway time! If you want to be the winner of a Foundations Bundle just: -Like -Repost -Follow I’ll pick a winner next Saturday (10/05) NA only.
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28 Sep 2024
And he’s living a life full of happiness that you will never know
guy in my screenwriting seminar is wearing an i am kenough hoodie
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12 Sep 2024
Abuser language
11 Sep 2024
Replying to @ratlimit
Its not your business ignore and move on
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29 Aug 2024
you think property value just fell out of the coconut tree? it exists in the context of all the infrastructure investments in which you live and all that came before you
Controversial take: Americans should be allowed to fully own their own property. Once Paid off, it cannot be taken from you. It should be yours fully, and you no longer owe/pay property taxes. You are already taxed many other ways (income, etc) No push for this?
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30 Aug 2024
Wow I was starting to think it wasn’t real but I actually did get the ā€œthis is a slurā€ notification about the word c1s.
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6 Aug 2024
As per usual, as soon as I started building a Jeskai tokens deck they released a Precon that is that exact thing. So help me out MtG Twitter!! Should I stick to Cayth Famed Mechanist and artifact tokens or buy the Zinnia deck and pivot to more generic token synergy??
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28 May 2024
Uses ā€œtheatre kidā€ as a derogatory term while talking about a game that’s 95% acting. šŸ™„ It’s gotta just be insecurity right? The same reason nerds complain that women won’t talk to them but bully women who show interest in nerd culture. Quest for some grass Bro.
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27 Apr 2024
Can we...just accept that we suck at this? I want to tell you a story that has made me kinda hopeless about Twitter's ability to affect positive things happening, and it starts with this tweet from Hillary Clinton. x.com/HillaryClinton/status/…

What's at stake for our climate in this November's elections? Absolutely everything. carbonbrief.org/analysis-tru…
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18 Mar 2024
The rise of booktok shows me that people need to pay better attention in their English/Literature classes. When covid hit and people realized ā€œwait writing and reading is actually coolā€ they were left with no tools to be knowledgeable or thoughtful in their analysis.
17 Mar 2024
we’ve gotten to this point in media literacy where romeo and juliet and all it’s derivates are now considered enemies to lovers. i blame this solely on booktok.

ALT Zendaya Zendaya Bob GIF

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18 Mar 2024
So is it just me or does it seem like the concept of suspension of disbelief is slowly being eaten away at?
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4 Oct 2023
My EAS alert just went off and don’t you all feel stupid that I didn’t become a brain dead zombie that wouldn’t have to go back to work today after my lunch break! šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜ šŸ˜† . . . Aw man šŸ˜” I just want a day off
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16 Aug 2023
The app’s appearance now matches how scuffed it operates
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16 Mar 2023
I listened to episode 2 of @WorldsBeyondPod on my way to a job interview yesterday and I just got offered the position. Coincidence? I think not!
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13 Jan 2023
Liberals want ME to get an INDUCTION stove? Why? So they can INDUCT my kids into the WOKE MOB?! I only do what god intended, and that’s filling my kids with good ol’ NATURAL gas! Keep stoves NATURAL! Don’t allow INDICTION into your home! #inductionisntnatural
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1 Dec 2022
More like 8 days of Christmas, why aren’t there 25 days of stuff??????
get holly jolly with it. #25daysofchristmas is almost here! watch dec 1-25 on @freeformtv.
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I think we all know what must be done here.
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