Calling for a few brave volunteers. Space Cheese II: The Search for Crackers is finished, edited, proofread, and currently preparing for launch. Now comes the terrifying part where I hand it over to actual readers. If you enjoy comedy sci-fi, space pirates, goats, cosmic horrors, and stories that refuse to take themselves seriously, I'd love a few more ARC readers willing to provide an honest review. Good, bad, or somewhere in between, I'm looking for honest feedback. ARC copies are available here: booksprout.co/reviewer/revie…

If I don't show up tomorrow, it's because I'm with these fine folds... somewhere in the galaxy. Don't send help.

Slowly seeding birthday gift ideas to the kids so they'll tell my wife. Fingers crossed. 🤞

In case you needed a reminder, Space Cheese II is almost here, 6/23. More bad decisions, cosmic horror, a giant robot, and the goat is running for president.

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Books are like armpits. The stinky ones clear the whole room in seconds. The artificial ones wish they could stop stinking. And the good ones know how to keep the sweat from turning into BO.

🚨CALIFORNIA JUDGE JUST DROPPED THE HAMMER — “FINISH COUNTING BY END OF BUSINESS OR I’M RULING THE WHOLE ELECTION UNLAWFUL!” THE RIGGED SYSTEM IS FINALLY CRACKING! Follow @RedLivesMatterQ This is the moment we’ve been waiting for. A California Superior Court judge in Santa Clarita Vista just gave officials until the end of business today to finish counting votes — or she will officially rule the entire election in the county unlawful. Justice Josephine Barron didn’t hold back in her ruling: “The current administration has twisted the intent of our framers, who wanted accuracy, but also expediency. At this point, the plaintiff’s suspicions are becoming more realistic by the minute.” The case was brought by the Citizens United National Trust Society, and the judge is clearly signaling that the endless “counting” bullshit in California is no longer acceptable. They’ve been dragging this out for weeks, stuffing ballots, “finding” new ones, and pretending it’s normal. Now a judge is saying: enough. The rigged California machine is finally being forced to show its cards in real time. If they don’t finish counting by the deadline, the entire election could be thrown out. That’s how bad the fraud has become. Share this everywhere and let every patriot watch the walls close in on the biggest election thieves in America! Follow @mcafeenew for more drops.

You love to see it. The month started out all Relentless Blades and has now shifted to Ashbound Oaths. Thank you to my KU readers. 🙏 Book 3 is with the editor now. It’s the perfect time to dive into the series. 🔗 in profile.

I've always loved talking politics. But, man am I tired of seeing it now. I'd rather talk about: Writing Books Art Coffee Dogs and Life If any of that interests you, here I am.

Quiet moment: Summer of 2024, I retired from CA DOJ after 17 years. The bureaucracy was slowly killing me, so much so that I thought I was having the kind of heart trouble that you don't come back from. I had to retire from it or it would retire me. So I sat, read, cleaned the house real good, landscaped like crazy... and slowly heard the call of my creative side in those quiet moments. I'd walked away from it a long time ago in search of a paycheck. It's the one thing I have always regretted in life, denying the creative I was. I picked up my pencil, notepad, airbrush, art and crafting supplies and... took a chance. I've now self-published three books, four in less than two weeks. I've done all my own book covers. I have two wips going, and somehow miraculously have taken on clients for doing their cover art. Am I a bit exhausted? Yes. Is this worth it? YES! I am a creative. This is what I was born to do.

Alright, I need my author buddies to chime in here please. Crewfiction. Thoughts?

I spent years writing dark stories. Then one day I decided maybe people needed a laugh. That's how Space Cheese happened. Now Book 2 releases June 23, and I'm looking for a few readers who enjoy funny sci-fi adventures, absurd characters, and stories that don't take themselves too seriously. ARC copies available here: booksprout.co/reviewer/revie…

I swear there are times when auto-correct changes my words into nonsense as I hit enter.

Summer reading vibe check: What’s one book you recommend for completely disconnecting from the chaos of this world?

Woke up not feeling well. Yay me.

🚨 CRACKER EMERGENCY 🚨 Space Cheese II releases June 23, and I am looking for a few brave souls willing to read it before launch. Your mission, should you choose to accept it: 🧀 Read a ridiculous comedy sci-fi adventure 🧀 Witness a cosmic horror searching for crackers 🧀 Help determine whether I have finally lost my mind ARC copies available here: booksprout.co/reviewer/revie… Side effects may include laughter, confusion, and a sudden distrust of flushing toilets.

It is hard to get ARC readers. That is all.

WOOHOO! Just got my first royalty check from Bloodstone Books in Sacramento. Thank you!

ARC slots on my team are still up for grabs. Come on. A light comedic read with space pirates, Emperor Parmesan, the last goat, and enough cheesy gags to give a cosmic horror gassy issues. Space Cheese II: The Search for Crackers is waiting for you. IF you have issues with Booksprout, I get it. DM me and let's make it work.