Packers homer. Kyle's dad. Brisket magician. You made it this far, may as well follow me.
Joined December 2017
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Jun 13
I will vote for anyone, literally anyone, who will get these people out of our country, and I don’t care how they do it.
Jun 12
🚨NEW: A 17-year-old girl is being treated in hospital after being allegedly stabbed in the neck unprovoked in Burnley by a 30-year-old male
Image features the alleged suspect, who is charged with attempted murder
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ITS CALLED SOCCER🦅🇺🇸
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Jason retweeted
Jun 11
After painful losses, fans should be allowed to beat one player to death. Violent crime and murder rates would drop overnight
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Jun 11
RT @_Brooke22: Kraft missed all 3 games.
Micah missed 2.
Tom and Wyatt were hurt.
Sit tf down.
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Little bro is bulking in real time
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Tucker Kraft just said he anticipates playing Week 1 without a pitch count.
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My grandfather stormed the beaches of Normandy. I once asked him what kept them pushing uphill and into the meat grinder, what kept them fighting? His answer absolutely floored me.
“We wanted Hatians to sell fake Gucci at the train station.”
Watching footage from WW2 makes me realize how brave this generation was and how pathetic the current one is.
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if i ever get to this point i give anyone permission to take me out back and blow my shit smoov off
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Jun 6
Wanna bet? 😆
Jun 5
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the team would still be called the Chicago Bears.
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Bears fans trying to convince themselves that Indiana is still Chicago is gonna go down as the biggest cope of all time 😆
Jun 5
For all the Chicagoans who are complaining about the move to Hammond, it’s literally a 20 min drive from Soldier Field.
We’ll be fine.
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Jun 5
📍HAMMOND: SkyCam 9 flew over Hammond, Ind. Friday afternoon and found a sign welcoming the Chicago Bears to town. This comes after the Bears Board of Directors voted to advance its stadium project in the Northwest Indiana city.
Latest coverage: tinyurl.com/4r7dr5va
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Jason retweeted
Bears fans spent years clowning Green Bay for being a “small city” team…
Now y’all are packing up and heading to Hammond, Indiana (population 75k).
Even smaller than Titletown 😂
Welcome to the small market club, big city boys. Pack it up! 🧀
#GoPackGo
Jun 5
Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:
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Jun 6
This Tweet belongs in the coping hall of fame. 😆
Jun 5
Unpopular opinion: Illinois can annex northern Indiana, and Chicago can expand its boundary to cover Hammond. This way, the Chicago Bears stay in Chicago and Illinois. 🫡
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Hey Bears Twitter Community!
I am calling upon you to help me support one of our own! @freddietarian recently got through owning cancer like Caleb owning the concept of win probability.
But she needs some help, the American healthcare system sucks worse than the Packers.
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Welcome to Green Bay! 😎🍻
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Bears move to Indiana and I’ll be a die hard Packer fan without hesitation, I promise you
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Jun 5
At least they get to keep their pristine beaches.
Pray for Bears fans, these are the original concepts of a stadium they thought they were getting
And now they’re be playing games in a Walmart Parking lot in Indiana 💔😂
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This mfs team is moving to Hammond INDIANA!
Jun 5
Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:
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Jason retweeted
Jun 4
Hunter, sir, huge fan here … how many likes do I need for an autographed crack pipe from you? I’ll display it and pass it on to my kids and keep it in the family forever 🙏🏻
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Jason retweeted
This is way cooler than being involved in a mesothelioma class action lawsuit.
If you’re 18 or 19, you should totally do it.
CALLING ALL 18-19-YEAR-OLD ADULTS IN PA:
If you want to apply for a PA license to carry a firearm for self-defense but can’t due to the state’s age-based restrictions, YOU could be a key participant in an FPC Lawsuit.
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