Writer of gay erotica and M4M transformation tales. Master of control and masculine metamorphosis. 18 only. jayhypnowriter.com

Joined June 2022
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I can use contractions. You can’t.
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Start wearing a dance belt.
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Hypnotized to be so dumb you did that thing where you ask a hookup, “How do you spell your name again?” because you forgot his name. And his name is A.J.
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Hypnotized to be so dumb you keep making your boyfriend “Marry Me Chicken” even though it hasn’t worked.
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Erase the memory. Upload the software.
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Abolish the juries. Abolish the televote. The winner of Eurovision every year should be whoever spends the most time singing into the wrong camera.
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You know I’ve programmed you well when, at the end of our conversation, you say, “Transaction complete. Have a profitable day.”
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Me: Good morning, asset. How are you? Asset: ATM activated. Mood set to joyful.
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You’re the punchline of every joke.
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Not weak at all. I would say you have excellent literary taste. Go for it.
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Recurring things from My stories that suggest a Jay Hypno Literary Universe: Buzzwords: Trendy millennial coffeehouse where dudes get hypnotized. Chez Chez: Pretentious restaurant. Honest to Todd: Long-running, poorly-written 90s sitcom. Codpieces: Gay fish and chip shop.
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Me: So, what are you into? The asset I’ve brainwashed into a closeted gay ‘90s TV infomercial pitchman:
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Compliance is not optional.
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Next year, I should give assets a special tag to wear to the leather convention so they can clandestinely spot each other in the crowd.
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Jay Hypno retweeted
Replying to @JayHypnoWriter
Dummaxxing with my brainslop
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Hypnotized to be so dumb you tack on “slop” and “maxxing” to every other word.
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Hypnotized to be so dumb you always talk about not having stuff on your bingo card.
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Hypnotized to be so dumb you tried to vote for your own country at Eurovision.
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Hypnotized to be so dumb you let Me transform you from a tough leather daddy into a bitchy old queen.
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Thom unexpectedly won the right to represent Sweden with a stripped-down acoustic love ballad. Sweden wasn’t sure Europe would vote for him, so they’re not taking any chances. Check out "Eurosong Protocol," a twisted tale of gay glitterpop transformation. jayhypnowriter.com/books/eur…
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