Any time someone gives me the opportunity to preach the gospel of Batman Ninja, I take it, so check out this latest video from @bd1p_ because he's really good but more importantly I am in it. youtube.com/watch?v=CXxhZVCO…

I just want the little guy at Brighton Towing to know he picked the wrong one to prey on tonight. Poor guy is so desperate for money he hides a small sign in the corner of an unlit parking lot so unsuspecting suckers like me that don’t know any better can have their cars stolen and held ransom within literal seconds of walking away. He’s owed a lot of respect though so don’t you dare get upset because he’ll threaten to get his boys down there and kick your ass while holding your car hostage and make up some absurd charge because they brought it literally 500 feet from where it was. I got charged $6 for fuel when I don’t even think Apple Health or a Fitbit would track the amount of steps it got towed. Times are tough though I thought he’d appreciate the tip. I hope it was worth the $180 because I’m going to get $180 out of Brighton Towing when I’m done here.

Seeing Machine Head and Killswitch Engage tonight for the millionth time and as excited as I was for the first.