the realest guy on the platform, probably
Joined June 2022
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Jun 8
neither of these are bad options
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Jun 1
3 DAYS LEFT until we're in THEATRES! Also, with some good news:
• Screenings now available in 🇭🇺 Hungary and 🇿🇦 South Africa
• More U.S. movie screenings added
• South East Asia tickets now on sale
• video unrelated
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Jun 1
When I get really really tired i get this minor urge to cross my eyes.(?) Like, not crossing my eyes suddenly has a negative(???) connotation(???) to it.
like, the voices are suddenly slipping in forms of "you should cross your eyes" subtly as we converse.
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May 27
I do everyday
It's not about the likes
It's about just putting yourself out there, y'know? I like to compare it to the tree in an empty forest. You just scream out into the empty woods. Just to get it out there.
May 27
would you still tweet if you got zero likes on all your posts?
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May 25
My father was adamant that cheesits didn't have a hole in the middle. He even went as far as to buy a box of cheesits to prove they were just dimples in the middle.
Guess who got 5 bucks.
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May 23
"but how do you know you don't like it if you haven't eaten it befo-"
have you ever eaten aluminum? No? You don't think you'd like it? You gotta try it first!
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May 23
"But Jazzr!!! That's still different! Humans aren't food!"
like 200 people would beg to differ but whatever, ill indulge.
Have you ever eaten a dog? No? You don't think you'd like it? You gotta try it first!
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May 23
"But Jazzr! That's morally dubious!"
eh I'll give you that one. Anyways,
Have you ever eaten a bear? No? You don't think you'd like it? You gotta try it first!
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May 7
My little sister like 7 who's autistic (and takes everything literally) just did their state test as fast as she could because the test is called F.A.S.T., and failed with a 28 versus every other test they've taken being a 90
Thank you, Florida.
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