Joined November 2025
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Mar 17
Wow 👌
This billboard completely transforms how the building looks.
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Jonathan Charles retweeted
Mar 16
The woman you know at your wedding the day you get married
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Mar 16
If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it, is there still the possibility that there is a couple camping in a tent writing music and making love?
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Mar 16
Hypothetical interview responses:
"I joined the Illuminati for the global domination, but I stayed for the Google Calendar invites. Honestly, their project management is top-tier."
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Mar 16
The Secret Societies don't need to brainwash us anymore. They just realized that if they give us a 15% discount code and an infinite scroll feature, we’ll basically volunteer for the New World Order as long as the Wi-Fi is fast and we can make porn with each other.
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Mar 16
Fails: Struggle of Dating: "My red flag is that I have 47 browser tabs open and I call it 'research'."
Musician/Artist Life: "I'm not 'broke,' I'm just currently between patrons of the arts." I'm seriously looking for a capital investor to monetize my artwork and music.
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Mar 16
Actual commentary from musicians that go nowhere:
"I’m not arrogant, I’m just 'high-frequency.' You probably wouldn’t get the vibration." — The official slogan of the un-self-aware. @AvrilLavigne
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Mar 16
The "Starter Pack" Logic
The Wardrobe: Wearing a tank top so low-cut it’s basically just two pieces of string and a prayer.
The Vocabulary: Using the word "optics" to describe a brunch menu & to describe why they ghost three different people.
@alyssamckay works for the show
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Mar 16
What People Think
The Actual Reality"You're so lucky to have 'talent'!"
90% of "talent" is actually just stubbornness and 10,000 hours of repetition."
Writing songs is so relaxing."It's a high-stakes puzzle where the pieces keep changing shape."
Not funny to say to musicians. <<<
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Current Life Status:
Project Management: I have 42 "revolutionary" ideas currently incubating and exactly zero completed laundry baskets.
Strategic Planning: Deciding when to goto the shelter; it takes more cognitive energy than my actual career.
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My songwriting process:
1. I think I'm gonna write a song.
2. Write's down lyrics
3. Finds a melody or puts it in Ai
4. Creates music in form and substance with actual instruments.
5. Plays the original music and adjusts it.
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