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You’ve heard of Hobby Horsing, now witness the new and competitive sport of Synchronized Walking.
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This cool mom doesn’t care about her young daughter missing school because she’s tired, having boyfriends, wearing makeup, hanging out with friends every night etc.
This is what I call Child-Led Parenting. It really sets a child up for success.
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I’ve thought about it all day and my decision is Shania Twain for the win.
Jun 12
Choose your pantsless geriatric female singer:
Cyndi Lauper or Shania Twain?
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I mean come on. x.com/jebrafaushay/status/20…
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I am here to offer my services as a stylist. Shania Twain is no doubt a beautiful woman but what is this?
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Children in London are (reportedly, allegedly), learning the classic kids song, The Wheels on the Bus with a twist:
This bus says, “Allahu Akbar!”
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Before some British sports person like David Beckham gets a star on America’s Hollywood Walk of Fame, we should vote on it.
I vote no.
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This Kardashian sister is totally checked out as she watches her husband on the drums.
This is me when anyone explains math or a card game.
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White liberal women are the fabric that holds this country together.
Our founding fathers fought for this.
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Jun 13
Ariana Grande’s brother and ex-boyfriend look so much alike that a psychiatrist like Sigmund Freud would have a field day figuring it out.
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Jun 13
Only one of these is really Ben Stiller’s hair. But the face is all his.
Can you figure out which?
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Jun 12
Most people wear sneakers, shorts, and a tee shirt, to play pickleball but Angelina Jolie wears this.
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Jun 12
This man is a trillionaire. Let that sink in.
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Jun 12
Just what we needed to see and hear, Elliot Page discussing healthy masculinity.
It takes real man to articulate these feelings.
(Iliana)
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Jun 12
I believe this will be Clavicular’s final procedure: turning into a female.
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Jun 12
What if this is totally normal and we are the weird ones?
Nothing strange about a human fox being examined by a “vet.”
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Jun 12
I can’t explain it, but I see a parallel between Clavicular and that guy who wants to live forever, Bryan Johnson.
Are you picking up what I’m putting down?
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Jun 12
Should kids be learning about what’s gay from their math teacher?
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This teacher is educating kids on what’s important: what’s GAY or not.
I didn’t learn this in school and now look at me!
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Jun 12
Find someone who stares at you like a creepy stalker… like Justin watching Katy Perry.
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