Artist, photographer, and videographer.
Joined December 2011
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385 Photos and videos
May 23
Congratulations to @SeaTacAirport and @AlaskaAir for keeping their streak of luggage claim disarray going. You’d think at least one employee would wonder why no one had claimed a bag in 45 minutes. Could it be that everyone was at the other end of the airport? Do better.
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Mar 31
Nearly a full hour waiting on bags @SeaTacAirport judging from my AirTag, someone has been joyriding around the tarmac with a full cart of luggage for a good 30 minutes.
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Jan 27
Glenn Beck: What Noem said is not true. His gun was holstered and in his back, and you have a right to carry a gun at a protest. It is perfectly legal and constitutionally protected. If you have a gun and you don't have your hands on it, you should not be shot.
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8 Dec 2025
I’ve finally reached the age where I watch a lot of weather forecasts. #oldman #feelitinmyjoints
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1 Dec 2025
Hey @Jalopnik Why did you remove the search function from your website? Are we just supposed to doom scroll until we find information about a particular car now?
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16 Nov 2025
If you want to save money, buy an espresso machine. Seems counter intuitive, but run the math; two fancy drinks a day will save you about $300 a month. That’ll pay for a good machine in two months, after that you’re just saving.
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9 Nov 2025
I know that @taylormomsen has a very busy band/career already, but I certainly wouldn’t be bummed out if she and @soundgarden decided to go out on tour together.
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17 Aug 2025
So apparently @Marriott has changed their loyalty policy that you only get points/credit for a stay if you personally pay for your room. Our company does 1000 hotel bookings a year. Looks like we’re all gonna move over to @HiltonHotels now.
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26 Jul 2025
Hey @SeaTacAirport and @AirCanada my flight landed over an hour ago and all of us are still waiting for our bags. No staff, no updates to screens, this is an embarrassment.
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9 Apr 2025
And tariffs are OFF, for now.
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2 Apr 2025
So #teslafans are rejoicing as fElon may soon be wrapping up his #DOGE duties and returning to his car company to right the ship. As if he hasn’t completely destroyed his reputation with the left (his primary customers). Face it, Musk and the Tesla brand are toxic.
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1 Apr 2025
My guess for tomorrow is that #dearleader is gonna announce a 50% tariff on ALL imports. #foxtrotdeltatango
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20 Mar 2025
There has never been a bigger or more disgraceful downgrade...
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16 Mar 2025
Since there is ZERO divergence between a MAGA hat and a Nazi swastika, IMO, the Chatterbox bartender did exactly what most inclusive, democracy-loving humans would do. He told the MAGA fascist to get the fuck out of his bar. ZERO tolerance for Nazis. 😳👇x.com/unlimited_ls/status/19…
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3 Mar 2025
Here me out. A new #jasonstatham movie where he plays an ex SAS soldier now living as a widower in small town America. Not an action movie. Just a guy dealing with #PTSD and raising a young kid on his own. Group therapy and preschool.
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2 Mar 2025
Was Putin’s plan to de-nazify Ukraine by sending the Nazis to the US? There sure does seem to be a lot more of them here than there used to be. #Resist
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17 Feb 2025
Well, @tedcruz would certainly know about "everything" being for sale as he was certainly bought and paid for.
Cruz: I met with Danish Ambassador this past week… they said Greenland is not for sale. I said, “Everything is for sale.”
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