The official Twitter account of Jeff Sweeney. (pefered adjectives: awesome/brilliant)
Joined November 2008
- Tweets 6,508
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29 Dec 2017
Should The Tick join the Avengers or Justice League? I hope he joins the Avengers!
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Mar 10
Today's change: keep the audience awake while they sit under blue lights
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Feb 22
The Olympics can make me excited about curling and cross country skiing...but hockey still sucks.
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Jeff Sweeney retweeted
Feb 11
I’m genuinely 10 times more entertained watching Olympic Curling than I was during the Super Bowl
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30 Nov 2025
Kids, this is why you want to work for the state. Even the robots have 40 hour work weeks.
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29 Oct 2025
I'm totally cool with interracial relationships, but stop putting putting lemon flavoring in with blueberries.
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2 Oct 2025
Here's an interesting "coincidence": I have a friend who lives the states away. Her hummingbirds migrated from her house the same day mine did.
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27 Sep 2025
I think I would rather them be in a cage than this little plastic bag.
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24 Sep 2025
Not a Jimmy Kimmel fan, but did enjoy his first monologue back on air.
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Jeff Sweeney retweeted
23 Aug 2025
Experts are beginning to worry of a blowout in the Texas vs. Ohio State game as it is becoming evident that Texas holds the talent edge in virtually every position group.
Many are wondering if this will be the most lopsided Top 3 matchup ever.
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14 Aug 2025
Best seatbelt demonstrations:
3. Air Canada
2. Delta
1. American
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14 Aug 2025
I let one of the TSA agents rub my chest. I think that is why I made such good time though the line.
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