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What do you call fairy tales told really, really quickly?
ASAP's fables.
๐๐คฃ #SideSplittingSunday
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Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?
ICU
๐คฃ๐ #SideSplittingSunday
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I joined a support group for stalkers.
We don't hold meetings, we just follow each other around.
๐๐คฃ #SillySaturday
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Went to watch footy at a friendโs place. My Lemon cake with glossy icing went down a treat. ๐ซ Oh and the Dees get another win ๐โค๏ธ๐
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Windy grey olโ morning but still bringing the pretty. ๐ฉถ๐ด
Happy Saturday Folks ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
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My Spirit animal ๐
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A raccoon figured out that if he blocks the drive-thru, theyโll give him a donut to make him leave
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Itโs that time again where we
Exhale the Week ๐ฎโ๐จ
Inhale the Weekend ๐
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Sally can no longer sell seashells down by the seashore anymore.
She was busted for conch-traband.
๐คฃ๐ #BadJokeFriday
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Iโve just started the new diet trend where you wear winter gloves to make it harder to eat.
Itโs called Inter-Mitten fasting.
๐๐คฃ #BadJokeFriday
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Been a Grouse Wintersโ Day. ๐
Love this tree, it just grows any which way and looks pretty ๐
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I've just been for a job interview at a poultry farm.
The interview went well but Iโm not counting my chickens just yet.
๐๐คฃ #BadJokeThursday
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Pigs are the only animals who donโt use the restroom before leaving the bar.
They go wee, wee, wee all the way home.
๐๐คฃ #BadJokeThursday
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Probably thinking if only I could go to the pub ๐
In a Japanese zoo, famous male gorilla Kiyomasa was filmed sinking into deep thought after a quarrel with his partner.
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I got a job teaching poetry to prison inmates.
It has its prose and cons.
๐๐คฃ #WednesdayWit
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What do you call a shaved horse?
Neighked
๐คฃ๐ #WednesdayWit
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Great initiative by your boys @mexicannrl01
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#EXCLUSIVE: Melbourne Storm is preparing to tackle one of the biggest issues in society, with the club launching a round dedicated to helping people with mental health. @trent_kniese #9News
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Looks like one for my blackbook.
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Howโs that couple that donated $40 million to fightmnd. Amazing generosity and hopefully it helps find a cure soon. ๐
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I'm obsessed with dressing up as a pirate. Does anyone know how I can stop?
I've tried patches but that makes it worse.
๐๐คฃ #TuesdayTitters
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