Winner of the Second Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
Joined March 2012
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Seen a Bank of America ad on the touchline that says 'BofA' just like that
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whoever designs online portals for local governments is making user interface decisions so bizarre and hostile they actually verge on avant-garde
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The beeb's commentator moaning about how loud the American PA is lmao
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Love to hear Peter Drury pretend he knows who Travis Scott is
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Hosting my son's fourteenth birthday party at my house, where I live.
The ADHD meds doctors are prescribing are not sufficient.
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I do miss when sports broadcasts didn't advertise various companies' betting odds
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Me & Krejda have the same birthday, I basically captain Czechia 🫡
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31 May 2023
I will reunify Czechoslovakia whether they like it or not
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Turns out if you wanna win on set pieces, you need to actually play enough to get some set pieces
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Interesting when a movie goes from Goodwill shelf fodder to an unfindable option via free streamers
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Leave it to Park to turn suicide by hanging into a great sight gag
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If you wanna hear Vietnamese-American teens drop the n word once per sentence, may I recommend a public pool? They've got plenty of Vietnamese-American teens who drop the n word once per sentence.
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Joy :: Minutes ratio will never be touched by anyone ever
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My purpose in the game is fulfilled ⭐️
I lived out my childhood dreams, played on the biggest stages, won the biggest trophies. Grateful to God for all of it.
To all my fans, the clubs, my teammates and my family: this will forever be ours. Thank you.
The mission is complete. Now I step into my next calling.
More of the journey to come.
Love,
Divock Origi
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We have Strong Bad. We have Trogdor. We have Bubs. We have The Cheat. We have Homesar. We have all these incredible characters
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15 Apr 2011
The Stephen A. Smith Show on 710 ESPN LA comes on 9-11 pm Tonight. We will NOT discuss Kobe Bryant. We will, however, discuss the homosexual
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siskel: the robots in pacific rim are large and they are in charge, i think this is one of the best movies about robots in the ocean of the year
ebert: were they in charge? the situation was chaos
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Is your teen texting about Krautrock?? Know the slang:
• DTF: Damo's the funkiest
• NGL: Neu! goes loud
• OMG: Oooh motorik grooves!
• TMI: Tago Mago's incredible
• TGIF: These Germans is freaky
• IDK: I dig Kosmische
• CHEUGY: Can has excellent unbelievable grooves yaaas
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