Let me remind you of the chickenmandments, the most important part of our ethos:
1. Thou shalt hold so he is richer than thou that sold
2. Thou shalt not covet another man's meme
3. Thou shalt work for your bags
4. Thou shalt treat your brothers SOL as if it is your own
5. Thou shalt never consider himself broke, only pre-rich
6. Thou shalt only smoke marlboro reds
7. Thou shalt always pay tithes to the one true COD
8. The one true COD will always forgive, but will make you buy back higher
9. Thou shalt take initials at 4x, so he can be a faithful servant
10. Thou shalt tell their brother about the one true COD
11. All who hold the token, are the pastor, and are accountable individually and collectivley to our Lord Fishnu
In the name of the chicken, the fish, and the holy cigarette, R'amen