and I swear, I’m only cryptic and Machiavellian cause I care
Joined July 2009
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26 Oct 2022
Right after I get peer pressured to join all the BeReals start happening at unreasonable times
15 Sep 2022
Oh my god. iOS 16 lets you mark texts unread. My life is complete
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13 Sep 2022
Every year the combination of people that write on my Facebook wall for my birthday gets smaller and stranger
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13 Sep 2022
Little did I know
18 Apr 2022
Im a big defender of the T but 40 minutes to go from kenmore to arlington is unconscionable… like what could possibly cause this
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18 Apr 2022
Im a big defender of the T but 40 minutes to go from kenmore to arlington is unconscionable… like what could possibly cause this
18 Feb 2022
Just when I thought I was stuck with the clear bullshit forever I finally got a normal Dunkin straw again
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1 Feb 2022
The 2 foot snow piles are really inhibiting my ability to get places more quickly by jaywalking
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28 Jan 2022
Back on my bullshit of spending half the morning trying to decide what I want for lunch
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19 Jan 2022
I feel personally victimized by the Taco Bell commercial that claims Virgos CUT THEIR BURRITOS. absolutely not
16 Jan 2022
Really wishing the Green Line Extension would open some time this decade
16 Jan 2022
Literally is anyone else playing in this game except for Kendrick Bourne