and I swear, I’m only cryptic and Machiavellian cause I care

Joined July 2009
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12 Jul 2024
Do you remember when you joined [Twitter]? I do! #MyXAnniversary Wild.
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26 Oct 2022
Right after I get peer pressured to join all the BeReals start happening at unreasonable times
15 Sep 2022
Oh my god. iOS 16 lets you mark texts unread. My life is complete
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13 Sep 2022
Every year the combination of people that write on my Facebook wall for my birthday gets smaller and stranger
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13 Sep 2022
Little did I know
18 Apr 2022
Im a big defender of the T but 40 minutes to go from kenmore to arlington is unconscionable… like what could possibly cause this
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7 May 2022
DNFing books is a form of self care
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18 Apr 2022
Im a big defender of the T but 40 minutes to go from kenmore to arlington is unconscionable… like what could possibly cause this
15 Apr 2022
I need a reminder to remind me to read all of my reminders
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18 Mar 2022
Big day for the ATM near the Union street bars
18 Feb 2022
I refuse to consider that there might not be baseball this year
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18 Feb 2022
Just when I thought I was stuck with the clear bullshit forever I finally got a normal Dunkin straw again
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16 Feb 2022
Sometimes it’s better to just not check the wind chill
1 Feb 2022
The 2 foot snow piles are really inhibiting my ability to get places more quickly by jaywalking
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28 Jan 2022
Back on my bullshit of spending half the morning trying to decide what I want for lunch
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19 Jan 2022
19 Jan 2022
I feel personally victimized by the Taco Bell commercial that claims Virgos CUT THEIR BURRITOS. absolutely not
16 Jan 2022
Really wishing the Green Line Extension would open some time this decade
16 Jan 2022
Maybe just none of the seasons while we’re in a pandemic count
16 Jan 2022
Literally is anyone else playing in this game except for Kendrick Bourne