I am a still small voice of calm and reason.
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Apr 11
I wonder perhaps if maybe they could also look into the enormous weight of electric cars.
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Mar 21
A big thank you from us and all the local farmers to West Oxfordshire District Council for letting us have a proper car park at The Farmer’s Dog. Let’s hope this marks the start of a new and more cordial relationship. #backbritishfarming
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Mar 10
Does anyone know why the highway wombles have shut the A40 near Hillingdon?
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No wait. They’ve brought climate change into it. As you were.
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Has anyone else noticed how much better Country File has got in recent years? Tonight’s show is proper. No stupid people hugging trees and humming. Just proper farming stuff.
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I’m slightly struggling with the new F1 rules. Mainly because the sound mix was so bad, it was hard to hear what Martin and Bernie were saying.
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Hats off to the BBC. This Farming Life is properly good television.
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Jan 30
And here’s some footage of the moment.
Jan 30
The closing stages of The Hawkstonian’s win, with a little bit of @JeremyClarkson magic 🍻
📹 @AtTheRaces
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Jan 30
Hawkstonians. I’m receiving word that our horse triumphed today at the Blue Ditch course in Wales. I’m going to celebrate with an beer.
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Jan 29
Deborah Ross in today’s Times. Lovely piece and I bet lots of people will empathise. I do.
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Jan 22
I’ve just read a terrific book about Captain James Cook called the Wide Wide Sea. And I learned that even today, a small patch of land in Kealakekua Bay, Hawaii, is still sovereign British territory. Just thought I’d mention it.
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Jan 14
Starmer and Corbyn rooting for Arsenal this evening .
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Jan 11
It’s a cold and miserable day do how’s this for a plan? Go to the pub and have a pint. On your own, with the family, or friends. Doesn’t matter. Just go there and have a pint.
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Arsenal’s form at the moment must delight their supporters, Starmer and Corbyn.
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I’ve hosted a new show starting on @ITV this evening. It’s called Hot Seat and it’s Who Wants to be a Millionaire. But faster. Can’t wait to see how it’s turned out.
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Jeremy Clarkson retweeted
We have immense talent in this country. And all we have to do to tap into it is nick the streamers’ business model, shake off the shackles of scheduled television and get cracking | ✍️ @JeremyClarkson thetimes.com/comment/columni…
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13 Dec 2025
To be clear, I have banned all Labour MPs from my pub, except one: Markus Campbell Savours. He’s welcome any time.
And not just because the Labour Party has now sacked him.
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3 Dec 2025
Whoa. People are saying I think that Traitors is faked. What I actually said is that I bow down in awe to the people who edit it.
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