charger fan, oxygen breather, plant enjoyer. also known as @stop_hammerzeit 🫶🏼
Joined May 2020
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Mar 17
walking around the house after my shower and accidentally created shadow art 🖤
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Jun 14
THE JESS CURSE IS FINALLY OVER. CHARGERS WINNING THE SUPER BOWL
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Jun 13
no bra saturday. letting these puppies breathe. can I get an amen
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Jun 13
do you think they get orange slices during the hydration breaks
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Jun 12
how do people tweet multiple times a day literally every day. I don’t believe anyone has that many original thoughts that are worth sharing.
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Jun 12
like if I post 3 times in a day I already feel like i’m wearing out my welcome. there’s people on here tweeting like FIFTY times a day. just start a journal at that point
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Jun 11
I jump on the bandwagon and they complete the largest comeback in nba finals history. i’m just saying
Jun 9
i’m officially on the knicks bandwagon tonight 🤝 (mostly because I have this jacket)
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Jun 11
I don’t even watch basketball and this game is going to give me a heart attack
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8 Jan 2024
the beacon is lit. gondor calls for aid
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Jun 9
i’m officially on the knicks bandwagon tonight 🤝 (mostly because I have this jacket)
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Jun 7
painting stuff in my backyard and my chihuahua made it look like a crime scene
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Jun 5
couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it
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Jun 5
greg roman boarding his flight to cancun
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Jun 4
it’s the beginning of june and i’ve already reached the point in the offseason where i’d do unspeakable things to have a titans-jets thursday night football game playing on my tv
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Jun 3
they needed someone to model a product at work so I got to dress like this today lol
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Jun 3
if you’re wondering I work at a weed company. that should really explain everything
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