comedian
Joined February 2015
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29 Oct 2023
Absolutely loving seeing all the basic couples dressed as Justin and Hailey
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19 Aug 2023
lord, give me the good fortune to never have to anonymously post in a beauty Facebook group about a weird lump or bump on my body
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19 Aug 2023
the sexual tension between me and the passenger of the car next to me matching my speed on a highway is unparalleled
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5 Jul 2023
Remember growing up our parents would say not to sit close to the tv bc it’s bad for you….and now most of us would fuck a laptop if it meant we’d give birth to the new iPhone
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5 Jul 2023
Currently watching a man try to wrangle his two white terriers, and very embarrassed for him
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4 Jul 2023
You know you slept good when you wake up and one tit is popping out the t-shirt sleeve
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2 Jul 2023
im a generous lover (just gives people tickets to my comedy shows)
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25 Jun 2023
I have a friend who thinks thrifting is gross. It’s like, look at your boyfriend... He’s second hand, isn’t cheap, trendy or cute and yet I find a way to be polite and respectful, always make positive comments, ‘oh yeah? He has pockets. That’s cool’
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20 Jun 2023
#Melbourne Twitter...if that is even a thing. Hello! I am coming to town next week for shows. Come, please!! eventbrite.com/e/one-night-o…
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14 Jun 2023
The way god keeps giving me tests and trials its like, why you so obsessed with me specifically?
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24 Apr 2023
@JessRFuchs let me get a photo on a stage before a comedy show started. This is my attempt at looking like Seinfeld.
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14 Apr 2023
You ever see your dog walk into a room and get surprised you’re there? Like, bitch Who you expect?? I pay our rent
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28 Mar 2023
So excited to share my first piece in Fashion Journal Mag! All about being a plus size stand up comedian ahhhh so cool!
fashionjournal.com.au/fashio…
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24 Mar 2023
do people get intellectually horny? the same way people get physically horny?
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22 Mar 2023
the relationship between a straight woman and her gay best friend is complicated. He is my child, husband and daddy all wrapped in one small frame
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20 Mar 2023
Do women write on their dating apps “no my daughter, my niece” like men do?
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20 Mar 2023
Why does my body only ever want to wear white pants on my period? Never go to wear white pants the other days of the month… but on my period, can only put together white pant based outfits
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16 Mar 2023
Ever go to check the temperature on the weather app and lose 3 weeks to tiktok?
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