always looking for good pizza & a phone charger. ATL-CHS-DEN
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31 Dec 2024
Oh my god
30 Dec 2024
My real name is Adrian Dittmann, Jared Polis is just my sock puppet 🤫
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12 Oct 2024
I have forever said I want a dinner party with @PostMalone but I’ve added @teddyswims and @JellyRoll615 with the ghost of Betty White, and I don’t know about you, but I’ve curated an immaculate evening. This would be absolutely mind blowiningly amazing.
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9 Oct 2024
I am sad this has to be said.
As I saw somebody else say… if you are too stupid to think there are people smart enough on one side to control the weather, why are there no people on your side smart enough to counteract it?
Please make it make sense.
9 Oct 2024
This press release is quite something.
Republican Rep. Chuck Edwards, who represents western North Carolina, outlines the many "outrageous rumors" that have spread through conservative circles in the aftermath of Hurricane Helene.
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9 Oct 2024
@KyleClark ask Evans what he means by “bad zip-code” referring to school vouchers, because that seems… not at all veiled racism. What’s a bad zip code? What does he mean by “bad zip codes?”
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9 Oct 2024
Can he describe “bad zip codes” without saying “underfunded neighborhoods?” And would he not be for funding fully neighborhoods so ALL kids can have a good education?
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8 Oct 2024
Okay, let's talk about this ridiculous talking point that some conservative men love to use, subsequently betraying their complete ignorance on our military draft.
Claiming the draft is to men like abortion is to women is ludicrous for three big reasons.
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3 Oct 2024
🧵I’ve read through the evidence section—the first 85 pages—of Jack Smith filing on Trump’s private criminal efforts to stay in power despite knowing that he’d lost the election.
The evidence is stunning. It’s clear why Trump did not want the public to see this testimony.
13 things jumped out to me on Trump’s attempt to defraud the American people and steal the 2020 election.
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3 Oct 2024
Boston Santa Clause said “no more freebies”
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2 Oct 2024
Good reminder, #vote
Seriously - This American Life, Sara Bareilles, and Leslie Odom, Jr. youtu.be/hI8TCA3fJcs?si=_9ub… via @YouTube
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28 Aug 2024
Must read.
28 Aug 2024
We practiced with caskets that were stored outside our barracks building. To simulate the weight of honored remains, we’d toss several full sandbags into the belly of the casket and then, for hours, we’d go through our exact movements.
Over and over and over.
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9 Aug 2024
Is the bell ringing a new thing for the #Olympia2024 ? Because this should be a fun new tradition! I love it!
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9 Aug 2024
Sittin’ on the couch eating nachos watching some of the most amazing people on the planet do their thing.
I waffle (mmm waffles!) between feeling sorry for myself and being absolutely crying ugly happy tears for these Olympians accomplishments!
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4 Aug 2024
Can’t make this up. Ivermectin ad during Trump ramblings. How fucking stupid are his followers.
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28 Jul 2024
🔥 from @PeteButtigieg on @FoxNewsSunday:
"Crime was down under Joe Biden & crime was up under Donald Trump...now I don't know how often that gets reported on this network...[but] why would America want to go back to the higher crime that we experienced under Donald Trump?"
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17 Jul 2024
I’m lacking the ability to take Nikki Haley seriously.
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28 Jun 2024
You know what. In a time where negativity is prevalent, this is a truly positive story. A Burke HS grad going for another Olympics is STUNNINGLY WONDERFUL. If you know Chas, you know the odds were never gonna be in her favor. But she did the damn thing.
Good luck, Raven!!!
28 Jun 2024
Charleston's Raven Saunders is back, and aiming for a third Olympic Games trib.al/svYgZn7
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12 Jun 2024
I said what I said.
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