My name is Jesse, I do tech-stuff for a living. You might know me from HermitCraft, now I do other things. E:Jessassin@gmail.com

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Poor Fable, being stepped on by Anthropic’s announcements.
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Before you book your trip to Albion, make sure you know what to expect! Take a peek at what Fable has in store for you: xbx.lv/3SdByPp
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AI space satellites are the new “solar freakin roadways” Pure grift against gullible, uninformed investors chasing something that sounds impressive without consideration of the practicality.
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Walking in to @Costco: “Wow everything is so cheap!” Walking out of @Costco: “How did I spend $300?”
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“How much does Nvidia charge for theirs?” “Yea let’s charge that much.” AMD, probably.
AMD Ryzen AI Halo PC will cost $3999 with 128GB memory on board videocardz.com/newz/amd-ryze…
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NOW - DOJ charges former FBI Director James Comey with two felony counts: knowingly making a threat against the President of the United States, and transmitting an interstate communication containing a threat to kill the President—each carrying a maximum of 10 years in prison.
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This is a disgrace.
JUST IN: State Department unveils limited-edition U.S. passports featuring Trump for America250.
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TWO KINGS. 👑
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It's time for a ribbiting reveal! 🐸✨ Reticulated glass frogs have been successfully bred at Nashville Zoo for the first time! After five months as tadpoles, the first froglets are now emerging. Hop into Unseen New World to congratulate the parents!
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Chat convince me not to drive to San Diego to watch splashdown before I find my car keys
Hotel del Coronado will transform into a celestial watch party, complete with a signature “Splashdown” cocktail for the historic Artemis II landing. fox5sandiego.com/news/local-…
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“Must be under 31 years of age at application.” I’m officially old 🎉 😭
Ready to level up? We're looking for the best and brightest! Mission Requirements: ✅Must be a citizen of the United States. ✅Must be under 31 years of age at application. ✅Must speak fluent English. Take your skills to the next level and apply to be an air traffic controller. Applications open April 17. faa.gov/atc-hiring
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Why is the President of the United States schizo posting on main
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It was nice while it lasted @googlefiber wonder when you’ll be @killedbygoogle
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people got fired from their jobs for saying this about a podcaster
Trump: “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
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I'm glad I got to enjoy gaming in the era before you needed a $7,000 rig to redraw frames and generate slop frames to hit 62 fps in a AAA game.
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Hi Twitter. Long time no talk. How have you been? I’ve been good. Hope you’re well, despite the state of things of late. 🍻
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I’m tired of living in interesting times
"A person familiar with the notices said the action to close airspace over a major U.S. for security reasons over extended period hasn’t happened since immediately after the terror attacks of Sept. 11, 2001." (El Paso Matters) elpasomatters.org/2026/02/11…
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Bad Bunny says "ICE OUT" at the #Grammys and receives a massive standing ovation: "We are not savage, we are not animals, we are not aliens, we are humans and we are Americans. The hate gets more powerful with more hate. The only thing that is more powerful than hate is love. So, please, we need to be different." (via CBS and The Grammys)
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