Host of the nationally syndicated Jesse Kelly Show. Host of ‘I’m Right’ on The First. Anti-Communist. Ninja Throwing Star Champion

Joined April 2009
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Abe Lincoln would never have stood for Americans fighting each other.
I still am struggling to wrap my head around the fact this is actually happening… Don’t care what your political views are, EVERYONE should be absolutely embarrassed & ashamed that this is happening at the Lincoln Memorial & White House. What a joke.
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3 meathead boys. Gotta 10-12 years old. Bouncing around the neighborhood offering to clean peoples trash cans for $15 a pop. It’s like 90 degrees here today. The kids are alright.
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In the end, they’re all just thieves.
Brad, a 5% tax on Elon's trillion net worth would literally pay for free college and trade school for every American. And with the market's growth, he still would be worth over a trillion dollars! You don't think that's worth it?
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5% of $1.2T is $60b. 8m students in BA/BS programs on average pay over $20k/yr, or ~$160b/yr for BA/BS degrees only. That tax could not cover even half of only US bachelor degree costs for just 1 year, excluding grad, ass., or trade degrees totaling another ~10m students. nces.ed.gov/programs/coe/i… bestcolleges.com/research/colle…
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Was a great night with wonderful people.
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Does anyone know how to get a 3.5 inch hotdog out of a m&m minis container without hurting the hotdog?
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I hate to sound Canadian, but mayo is elite on fries. Chipotle mayo is even better. Bronco Approved
Hey @JesseKellyDC, serious question: Chipotle mayo on fries… solid move or culinary war crime? Absolutely nothing worth reading on my timeline today so I thought I’d ask.
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Communists lie about everything all the time.
Perspective: Rittenhouse walked. Anthony got 35 years. The cases differ—but America judges fear by tribe, not law. newsweek.com/karmelo-anthony…
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Rittenhouse, on video, defends himself from a group of people rushing him, making it self defense and was found not guilty. youtube.com/watch?v=lNsbEi… youtube.com/watch?v=Tvyd3p… Anthony, by testimony of his peers, essentially stabbed Austin for being asked to leave. cnn.com/2026/06/09/us/… Tribalism would be rewarding out-group murder. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribalism dallasexpress.com/metroplex/give… x.com/iAnonPatriot/s… x.com/BreannaMorello… x.com/MrAndyNgo/stat…
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Jesse Kelly retweeted
Pro Tip: If a little skinny noodle arm dude is acting surprisingly brave and confrontational, he's got a gun or a knife.
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That car is gonna get rear-ended.
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Seen in the wild leaving work in Houston. @JesseKellyDC
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I love him too.
Jun 10
What I love about @JesseKellyDC, aside from everything else, is the nature of his monologue format: Here's a piece of basic common sense and normal life lesson. Now I'll apply it to larger political issues. Simple, but it makes great content. I watch for the life metaphors.
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I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve made this point, but please take this as a WARNING, and not merely an observation: Anti-social behavior—think about the guy blasting music from a speaker, talking loudly on speaker-phone, smoking inside the subway car, etc.—in public spaces is often engaged in ***_as a dare_***. The whole point is to provoke anger and annoyance in those around him, which serves two purposes, depending on the response he’s hoping for: (1) If everyone bites their tongues, the antisocial asshole gets to tell himself he’s such a badass no one would dare speak up; or (2) If someone confronts him, he finds his excuse to scratch a violent itch. Understand that saying something to these people will often come with a real risk of violent confrontation.
Yesterday in NYC… Jonathan Pettigrew (41) asks a "teen" on an MTA bus to lower his phone volume — the "teen" kills him:
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Replying to @JesseKellyDC
The small % of Americans who travel internationally generally limit their travels to the touristy places. So, they have a hard time processing how unbelievably dangerous huge sections of the globe really are.
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When I mentioned the lies poured into the black community in America, this is what I mean. This is poison. Straight poison. It comes from black entertainers, politicians, “civil rights” leaders, and even pastors. Poisonous. Poison for them. Poison for the whole country.
Rep. Crockett: "Black women live in agony every day that I promise the Metcalfs had never lived through"
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Christian-based Western civilization is the aberration in history. For most of history, (and most of the world today), barbarism is the norm. You steal what you can. Rape what you want. Kill whoever makes you mad. Keep these cultures out of your country.
Why are all these "refugees" who found respite European countries start violently attacking and raping the natives and their children? Can someone explain this to me? I cannot make sense of repaying a nation's hospitality with unbridled hostility.
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You know what’s awesome? Access to fresh fruit at virtually all times. Anytime you want you can just go grab strawberries or an apple at the store. We don’t appreciate that enough.
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35 years is a disgrace and it’s how societies fall.
BREAKING: Karmelo Anthony has been sentenced to 35 years in prison. Anthony was found guilty of murder on Tuesday for the stabbing death of Austin Metcalf at a high school track meet. He will be eligible for parole after half time served.
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I don’t celebrate anything about the Karmelo conviction. I’m happy justice was done, but the whole thing is sad. One young life gone. Another effectively over. Groups of black people who’ve been lied to about everything their whole lives will be mad about it. Whole thing sucks.
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Bringing out a relative of MLK was a genius move by the GOP. You knew the Dems were gonna respond with the big cannons.
Jasmine Crockett berates white men for parading Dr. Alveda King: "You want them to believe that somehow she espouses who Dr. King was."
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Lincoln never would have allowed Republicans to spread so much mass death.
Democrat Rep. Chuy Garcia: "The Republican Party used to be the party of Lincoln. Today, it's nothing more than a death cult and a political front for the white supremacist movement that's as old as our country itself."
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The average American Democrat lives in a world of make believe. A world that has been carefully constructed for them by The System.
Pramila Jayapal runs the "Fine People” hoax trying to defend the SPLC. Meanwhile, the SPLC was paying an organizer of the rally. Just absolute clown world stuff.
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