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23 Oct 2016
#7million
Imagine if all Native Americans (even if only part) descended on the protest site?
7 million Natives
Awesome!
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They're advertising how to write a children's book.
I can write one.
Title: Don't Have Any
First sentence: Now go live your life.
Second book: IF you have kids
First sentence: Make sure they're really yours.
I could print both of those on a business card. One on each side.
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I don't have all the answers.
What I have is an insatiable appetite for the questions.
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There's a post about using music to focus your mind and it'll help you solve problems better.
Okay.
I choose: Ride of the Valkyries.
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I heard there is a new virus going around.
It makes muslims allergic to lead.
They contract that virus by attacking people's dogs.
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If humans have Free Will, why did my lawyer charge me to write one?
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I reported an ad on Facebook that was blatantly sexual exploitation. A woman on hands and knees naked facing away from you.
Facebook responded "We didn't remove the ad because it doesn't go against our community standards."
WHAT?!
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Have you ever deleted a comment before you posted it because you know it'll start a flame war?
Not because you're afraid of losing. You know you'll win but the energy it'll take out of your day isn't worth arguing with a grown child.
I wish I had that restraint more often.
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They told me I couldn't do it.
So, here I am not doing it.
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We need to talk a woman into helping us with a joke.
She needs to go into Subway and order a specific sandwich.
Then...while they're making her sandwich she needs to sing that Bonnie Tyler song, Holding Out For A Hero.
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You've heard of laughing cow dairy products.
What joke did they tell the cow to make it laugh?
I don't know, but it was cheesy.
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"Draining the swamp" is over.
We are in "draining the abscess" now.
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#anticircumcision #circumcision
Violating the right to bodily integrity is not gender specific. And the degree of that violation is irrelevant.
Saying there are degrees is like a rapist saying "it was just slightly rape."
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Isn't it sad that all the people who can't get id to vote won't be able to get id to get food stamps?
How will they ever pay for their nails and hair extensions if that happens?
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Times are so bad these days. I summoned a demon and he offered me anything I want if I wouldn't make him stay here.
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After all these years of trying to raise tomato plants and everything I've spent I now have 9 $99 per pound tomatoes.
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An American tested mildly positive for hantavirus.
Is that like testing mildly positive for pregnancy?
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A commercial for salsa.
Actors dressed up in jalapeño costumes and ghost pepper costumes.
Singing:
Don't you wish
Your salsa
Was hot
Like me
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